Title: Shut Up, Hawkeye
Author: Katie Mariie
Archive: Sure, but send me a note.
Summary: How to make Hawkeye be quiet.
A/N: This is set back in the good ol' first season meaning that Trapper, Henry, Radar, and Frank are still there. Like you didn't know that. This is very short. I don't know if I'm going to make a sequel or not.
For the first time in Hawkeye Pierce's life, he was speechless.
If you knew him you would know that it was no easy task to rob Hawkeye of words and whatever could, would kill any other person.
Hawkeye could stand in a room filled with dying children and still have the tongue- and the stomach- to criticize a particularly sloppy fellow surgeon. He could pronounce an infant dead and then complain about it. Not that Hawk was some cold monster- if anything he was the opposite... whatever that was- he just had a wit that wouldn't quit and a sass that wouldn't pass.
Hawkeye stood at the door, staring at a cot that was made to hold one of his tentmates but instead held two.