This is my first ever fan fiction entry ever- wow! I'm so , I'm currently writing about 5 fan fiction stories for Recess, but since it looks like they won't be finished for a little while, I thought I'd express my love for Recess through poetry.

This first poem is based on the episode 'I will kick no more forever' (which, by the way, I do not own.), and yes, I realize it wasn't raining in that episode, but I thought it sounded cooler if it was in this poem. Oh and also, please help me with a title for this poem- the only names I could think of were either just stupid, or made me run and hide in the corner in spite of their utter patheticness.

The field was like marsh

Conditions were harsh

At the kickball play-off that day

The dust turned mud-brown

As the rain sheeted down

On the kids that were outside to play

T.J. Detweiler was vexed

Only one kicker left

The team thought they had met their fate

Coz' the one remaining kicka'

Was moreover a diva

As Ashley Q. stepped up to the plate

The fielders moved in

Gretch and Gus reportin'

As they commentated the bound-to-be slut

The kicking team cheered

As Ashley Spinelli jeered,

"The pitcher has got a big butt."

The ball was lobbed quick

And Ashley Q. kicked

Unaware it was soaring the skies

The kids rounded bases

Disbelief hit their faces

And Vince dropped his mouth open wide

She put her cell phone on hold-ers

Kids lifted her on their shoulders

As they carried her off happily

And Vince stood forlorn

Disbelieving what went on:

He'd just been out-kicked by an Ashley.

By Goofy Monkey Child.

R&R!!! Pleeeease! Tell me I'm good and I'll write more (The author's eye twitches in desperate cry for attention.)