Link in Tights
Author: The Flower Girl
Rating: G
Author's Notes: A friend and I wrote this shortly after I got this game at 1:00 AM when we couldn't sleep. However, like most things, good things must come to an end, and now we are no longer friends. She was keeping my N64, and I finally got it back, so I posted this in celebration of getting my stuff back! Oh, this is from OOT by the way. ;P

~begin transmission~

(Imagine Link standing in the woods, in front of the port-a-potties like in the movie. OK, now you're ready. ;P)

I'm Link
I'm Link in tights
I roam around Hyrule looking for fights

I'm Link
I'm Link in tiights
I beat up Volvagia and Baranade, that's right!
I may look like a fairy boy,
But watch what you say, or else
I'll put out your lights (Hiiyaaah!)

I'm Link
I'm Link in tights
Always on gaurd,
Defending Hylian's rights

(Now imagine Link doing the can-can, and singing still...yes it's funny!)

I'm Link
I'm Link in tiights (tight tights)
I roam around Hyrule looking for fights

I'm Link
I'm Link in tights
I beat Ganondorf and BigOcto too, that's right!
I may look like a Kokiri kid, but watch what you say, or else
I'll put out your lights! (Hiiyaaah!)

I'm Link
I'm Link in tights
Always on guard, defending Hylian's rights

When you're in a pinch, just call
For Link in tiiights
I'M BUTCH! (flexes)

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