REPOST: I KNOW I KNOW! I put Zelda instead of Link! I was in a hurry and messed up! I FIXED IT! STOP THE DEATH THREATS! X_X;;
A/N: I forgot was gonna be down for maitenance during V-Day. So I guess the finale wasn't in time for v-day. oh well. *shrugs*

Disclaimer: I don't own the charries of J&D and Xema is property of Keysha. (I just borrowed her! *huggles Xema*) So go read Keysha's fics! They're awesome!

Note: It would probably do you good to read "Legend of the Lost White City", "Secrets of the White Eco", "The Kryzdal Guardian" (Sequel to Lost White City), and "Run, Daxxie! Run!" before reading this fic, but you can go without doing so. It would just get you more into each guest character's persona. However, a short description about each character is given within this fic so it's not necessary. Expect a bit of OOCness since this is purely nutty. *grins* Anyone who's read my previous works'll know that. Enjoy!

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Valentine's Day Horror

A Mini torture fic written by Phoe-chan

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Before Jak could exactly process the fact he had to chase the girls, the hut was missing three Daxter-crazed 'otakus'.

Daxter sighed. "Now look what you've done! You scared them off!"

Keira and Samos sweatdropped as Jak took off running after the first one he saw, Candie. She was nimble and quick and Jak found her hard to keep up with. He chased her down past the Birdwatcher's house and into the farmer's lands, where she made a dash for the ocean. She dived in and swam a good distance away from Jak, yet still in the safety of the reef.

He drew an arrow. This one was pink with lotsa ribbon and lace. Definitely crafted to send Candie Cayne back to her world. He aimed the arrow and shot.

It missed.

...Really missed.

The arrow dove into the water a good few yards from Candie. She laughed and waved to Jak, blowing him a kiss. He blushed and dived into the water after the arrow.

Down he went and grabbed the arrow off the bay floor. He then swam back up and broke the water, breathing in the air. He looked around for Candie, who was treading water a few feet away.

She blinked when she saw him. Her eyes went wide and a crimson blush crept across her cheeks. Jak aimed the arrow again and shot her, catching her on the arm. She was engulfed in a pink light and then she was gone.

Jak wondered what had caught her offguard as he stomped out of the water. He also wondered why it was so drafty. He looked down.

Hooo boy.

Jak made a super-fast, no...blue-eco immitation fast dash back to the water to retrieve his tunic.

It was gonna be a lonnnnnnng day.

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Candie landed back in her world and looked around. She was back in Rock Village, listening to the Hero's overly-mellowdramatic story.

She sighed. 'Next Valentine's Day I'll wish for Daxter and make sure I wish to keep him.'

Xema's keen ottsel eyes darted back and forth across the village. She'd seen a bright pink light and assumed Candie was back in her world.

'Goody, she scared me.'

She finally spotted Jak walking across the bridge, leaving a trail of wet footprints wherever he went. He continued to wring water out of his tunic. She grinned. "So Candie got him wet...I'll have to get him dry."

She crept up around Jak and yelled, "Hey Jakkie! I'm right he-re!"

Jak whirled around to see the ginger fuzzball take off down the path he was just headed. He silently prayed she wasn't heading for the ocean.

Just as he approached the Birdwatcher's hut, he heard a squawk as he saw the Flut-Flut charging towards him, the ottsel princess on her back.

The Flut-Flut scooped up Jak, grabbing hold of his tunic with her beak. He frowned and folded his arms. People were just out to make him miserable today.

He then noticed the Flut-Flut was heading straight for Sentinel beach. He also knew her favourite fruit grew there. Just as she ran across the shore, he pointed towards a fruit tree. She squawked and screeched to a stop, flinging the ottsel off of her and into the sand. Dropping Jak, she jogged to the tree and began picking off the fruit.

Xema scowled and stood up, dusting herself off. "Wasn't expecting that..." She murmured. Jak, behind her, aimed his arrow carefully.

This arrow was very regal. It was gold with precursor markings and a pair of wings at the end. Definitely crafted for the winged ottsel Princess.

He let go and the arrow whirled at it's target. Xema turned and blinked as it caught her between the eyes. "HEY-" Zap. In a gold light, the ottsel was gone.

Xema landed on a soft surface. "Whoa!"

A muffled cry below her made her realize she'd landed on Daxter. "Oops, sorry Dax."

"Yeah...s-sure you are..." He replied. "At least I saved your flowers..." He added, referring to the bouquet of lilies in his paws. "AWW! THANK YOU!" she cried, hugging the flowers to her and nuzzling her boyfriend. "You're the sweetest guy in the world."

Daxter just grinned.

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Jak walked across the beach, scowling at the fact he was covered in wet sand and smelled like a Flut-Flut. He looked up to see a familiar sillhouette upon a ledge.

Zoi raised her head, legs crossed and hands supporting her weight as her long locks of hair softly danced about her. "Hello, 'brother'."

Jak didn't exactly know what she was talking about, but her words seemed to fit. She jumped off the ledge and landed gracefully in front of him. Jak frowned. She had to be strong to do that.

Zoi chuckled and dusted off Jak's shoulders as best she could. "You've got yourself into quite a mess, haven't you? And I'm sure it's all for a certain mechanic who lives with her father, am I right?"

Jak smiled at the thought of Keira.

"Well then, let us see if you still have what it takes to keep up with a Precursor Battle Commander.

Jak's eyes bulged. Precursor Battle Commander? Boy, was he in for it. Zoi's small laugh became an echo as she leaped away from him, her grey eyes plotting some sort of mischief to cause for her dear friend.

Jak chased after her, but found she was always a few steps ahead.

She would grab a cluster of eco and catapult herself via launchpad or use the added speed to sprint away from Jak. He frowned. This was frustrating! It was like the girl knew all of his moves and antics!

"I will not be caught until you have earned my surrender, Jak!"

What was that supposed to mean?

Jak grinned as he saw they were both approaching the green eco harvesters. He knew that jumping through one of those would leave you light-headed momentarily. He also knew he'd done it so many times that it didn't phaze him anymore.

He jumped through them, so did Zoi.

He jumped out, Zoi stumbled out. Zoi turned around upon gathering her balance. "Touché, Jak. The Game is yours."

Her proud appraisal slowly dissolved into a stifled laugh. Jak groaned. What was so funny this time?

She pointed to Jak's wings. "Apparently Green Eco is not good for heavenly apparal."

Jak glanced at his wings, which had a total of 3 feathers on them. The rest were in a clumped pile around the Eco collectors.

Jak wanted to cry.

Zoi chuckled. "Send me home, Jak. I have my own version of you to take care of."

Jak nodded and reached for the final arrow in his quiver. It was a pale silver arrow, with crystal etchings in the length of it. In comparison to the other two arrows, it was rather simple. Zoi smiled and shrugged. "I bid you a farewell, Jak."

Jak nodded and fired. Zoi raised her hand and the arrow hit her palm. She was ingulfed in a silver light and she bowed right before she disappeared. Jak let out a sigh of relief. Now he had to go collect his payment.

Zoi landed back in her world and glanced around. She immediately recognized her world by the sound of Tai yelling, "THAT'S ITCH CREAM! NOT VAPOR RUB!"

She smiled. "It's good to be home."

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Jak handed Keira the necklace as her eyes went wide. "Oh, it's beautiful, Jak! Thank you!" She wrapped her arms around his neck and hugged him tightly. Jak grinned. He had even got a bonus for doing such a grand job. Apparently the fates were found out. He just had this itching feeling that something bad was gonna happen, again.

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Daxter attempted to raise his new shield again. The warrior god watched in slight amusement. "Just don't push that blue button." It boomed before leaving. Daxter growled. He was gonna show Jak he could make money, too.

"Now what blue button was he talking about?" Daxter mused as he leaned agains the wall. He swore the wall sunk in some, but ignored it, as well as the hum that just randomly started after he rested his back against the wall.

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Jak's eyes went wide as a new portal appeared. Followed by another, and another. A myriad of portals opened up and the figures exiting them somewhat resembled our hero in some way or another.

Super Saya-jin Goku blinked. "Hey! Is this the new HFIL?" (Home for Infinite Losers)

Super Sonic tapped his foot. "I need a powerup box! Rings, preferably!"

Riku moaned, "Is this Keysha's doing?"

Sora, his best friend nodded, "Probably."

Maximo spotted a treasure chest upon the shore and ran for it, while attempting to hide his heart pattern boxers. "Pants, please let it be pants!"

Cloud glanced at Jak's hair. "Copycat."

Link frowned. Now where had he placed his sword?

Ratchet just eyed the zoomer with a lustful gleam.

And Jak...well..Jak..

"ARRRGGGHHHHH!"

Yeah, that was Jak.

End?

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A/N: Yeah, so I forgot about the downtime on but here is the final piece! Hope you find it funny ^^;;;; I'd leave comments to the reviewers but I can't bring up my review page because of my stupid internet that has a fun time making me pull my hair out. So I'll just say THANKS to ALL and hope you had a good "You idiot! I'm allergic to flowers!" Day!

I meant Valentine's Day. Really.

*Note* I don't own any of the characters mentioned beyond Zoi's return to her place. That means the J&D folks, Goku from DBZ, Sonic who is property of Sega, Riku and Sora from Kingdom Hearts, Maximo in his own game, Cloud from FF7, Link from Zelda and Ratchet from Ratchet and Clank. *whistles* That's a lot of characters!

Leave a review if you got a moment please!

**Ignore the grammar, I do!**

Phoe-chan