Chapter 7: One hour left.

Bakura tiredly walked into Ryou's house and threw the cat onto the couch, but the cat actually landed on its feet.

"Damn, I'm tired. I'm not going to think about that idiot! He's been gone, and he hasn't bothered telling me where the fuck he is!!" Bakura ranted as he sat sank into a comfortable leather chair.

"GGRRRR!! I'm right here!! Damn you!! I'm never going to be human again!!" The cat snarled at Bakura, causing the white-haired boy to match its glare.

Malik then saw something on the floor by the back of the couch that caught his attention. He ran over and saw a picture of himself holding the Millenium Rod in a predatory position. An idea hit Malik, and he quickly picked up the picture with his mouth, ran over to the tomb robber, and jumped on his lap.

"What do you want now?" Bakura spat out vehemently.

The cat deposited the picture on his lap and looked up expectantly at Bakura. "Okay, so I have one picture of the guy! That doesn't mean anything," Bakura said as he crossed his arms and turned his head to the side.

"Ugh!! Damn you!!" Malik began to claw at Bakura's shirt and point at the picture.

"What the hell are you trying to tell me?" Bakura asked frustratingly.

"I'm Malik!! I'm not a freaking cat!!"

"Alright already!!" Bakura yelled standing up on his feet and knocking the cat to the floor. "Okay! Fine! I admit it! He's hot! He's fucking hot! And I want to fuck him!! Okay!! The man makes me sexually frustrated!! Every little action, every little thing he does, everything he says makes me damn horny!! Do you know how freaking hard it is not to rub up against him!! Damn him!! Why did the gods make him so damn irresistible!! That's why he gets on my damn nerves so much!! All, I want is to fuck him into the mattress and have him do the same to me!!"

Malik's eyes widened as he listened intently to Bakura's outburst.

"Damnit!! I want to fuck you, too!! But, I'm a cat!! Damn you!! Why'd you tell me this, now!? Why didn't you tell me this a few days ago!? Now, I'll never have the chance to fuck you!!"

Bakura sunk back down into the chair and pressed his face into his palms. "No fucking fair," the boy muttered sadly. Malik padded over to the boy's leg and jumped on his lap. He then began to lick Bakura's face catching the boy's attention.

"Stupid Malik," Bakura muttered as he scratched the cat behind the ears, "he doesn't know what he does to me every time he's around.

"Don't worry. I know the feeling. I just wish I could do something about it, but in a few minutes I'll be like this forever."

"What are you whining about? You don't have to put up with a guy like him. You meet a sexy cat, and you hump him or her the moment you get the chance. Why can't humans do that? Hell, I'd hump Malik anytime he walks into the room," Bakura said resolutely.

"Gees, if only I knew this sooner!! What the hell kind of horrible timing was I possessed with!! None of this would have happened if it wasn't for those damn pigeons!! And Shadi, too!!"

"You know what, cat," Bakura said as he looked the cat in the eyes, "Malik may be an asshole, but gods, I love him."

Just then, the cat began to glow a strange purplish color causing Bakura's eyes to widen. He looked shocked as the glowing became brighter and the form grew larger and heavier on his lap. Then, the glowing began to dim until the only thing that was left on Bakura's lap was a naked Egyptian. Bakura's only response was to stare wide-eyed into the lavender eyes of his partner.

Without thinking, Malik quickly pressed his lips hard against Bakura's, taking advantage of the other boy's surprised state. He pulled back and grinned maniacally at the tomb robber.

"Malik," Bakura finally said,"not that I'm complaining, but why the hell are you sitting on my lap naked?"

Malik's grin grew wider, and he kissed Bakura again. "Funny thing happened. Uh, I pissed Shadi off, and he turned me into a cat. I would stay that way forever if in 24 hours, nobody said they loved me. But."

"I see," Bakura said strangely.

"Talk later. Fuck now," Malik said before kissing Bakura deeply once again. The tomb robber grinned into the kiss and began to rub his hands up and down the Egyptian's smooth back.

"Well, it appears everything turned out great for both of you!! I'm so happy!" Shadi commented as he appeared from nowhere like he always does.

"Stop doing that!!" Malik yelled frantically.

"I'm afraid I can't. Would you guys mind if I stay and watch?" Shadi asked very excitedly.

Bakura just growled and took out his crossbow and pointed it at Shadi. "You have 2 seconds," he said before firing a shot at Shadi's privates.

Shadi's eyes bugged out, and he crouched to the ground in pain. "I thought you said I had 2 seconds."

"Warning shot," Bakura said with an evil grin.

Shadi started to cry as he disappeared in a cloud of purplish mist once again. "Where were we?" Malik asked before grabbing Bakura's face and crushing their lips together.

Several various activities and hours later.

Bakura was lying in bed, finally relieved and relaxed. He turned to the side and looked at his partner, now lover, sitting up and licking his arm.

"What ARE you doing?" Bakura asked curiously.

"Just something I picked up from being a cat," Malik answered with a sly grin.

"If I catch you peeing in a litter box, I'm breaking up with you," Bakura warned before breaking out into laughter.

Malik just crawled over him predatorily and smiled, while licking his canines. "I learned some other things I can do with my tongue, while being a cat," Malik said very lustfully. Bakura's eyes widened as Malik proceeded to show him exactly what he learned.

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Well, it's finally done. I wrote this entire story in the process of 2 days!! Yay! I'm so proud!! Anywho, if anyone wants to volunteer and write a lemon for this story, I'll be glad to accept it. I still can't write them myself, but I'm looking for someone who can help me out. Well, that's about it! Plz Review. Even if you hate it, review anyways.