A/N: My very first poem on ! Hehe. Okay, I'm warning you, this is incredibly stupid, but Hannah made me post it. Don't be too scared…. There shall be more to come! Mwhahahahahahahahahaaa! Er…sorry. Review if you wish. :)

I wrap my arms around you...

The sweet, rustic aroma of moleskin

fills my nostrils

I love you, Hagrid.

I twirl my fingers around your beard...

Flick out a stale piece of flobberworm

(I told you to stop eating those, they're bad for you.)

I love you, Hagrid.

I look into your twinkling eyes...

I see flaming passion and raging desire.

I feel the same way, Hagrid.

I love you.

Your hand caresses my bare chest...

My hand caresses yours.

I want to stay like this forever, Hagrid.

Except that it's a little smelly in your cabin.

And these furs on your bed are a little scratchy.

And the assorted bloody animals hanging from your ceiling are just a little bit unattractive.

(Oh well, we can fix that.)

I love you, Hagrid.

I always will.

I am forever yours, Hagrid. Forever your Sirius. I love you.