
Weird, silly, absurd, and very very short little oneshots. [Meal Time Mantra: Krillen could rationalize many things about Goku. This wasn't one of them.]
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10-03-07 - Published: 02-27-03 - Status: Complete - id: 1252256
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Title: Meal Time Mantra
Author: Candyland
Fandom: Dragonball: The precursor to Dragonball Z, featuring the start of Goku's quest for the Dragonballs. It's DBZ in chibi! And without a new level of Super Saiyan every season! I don't own it!
Wordcount: 229
Taunt: My fandom can outeat yours.
"Are you gonna eat that?"
But this? There was no way Krillen could rationalize it. No way, no how.
"Are you gonna eat that?"
There was no reasonable explanation as to why a child his own age could pack away enough food to feed a small city at any given meal. They were the same age, the same size…and yet Goku could eat both their weight in food, then come gallivanting back for seconds. And dessert.
"Are you gonna eat that?"
…and that constant meal-time mantra was getting really, REALLY annoying.
"Are you gonna eat that?"
"Yes, Goku!" Krillen said through his teeth, swatting Goku's hand away. The dark-haired child had been pointing at one of the items on Krillen's plate. "I am gonna eat that."
"Aww…" Goku looked disappointed, but went back to his own plate.
The meal went on in silence for a few minutes.
Then Goku pointed at something else on Krillen's plate. "Are you gonna eat that?"
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