Summary: I was on some medicine the other night and it made me really hyper, so someone said I was talking like Happy Noodle Boy. I love JTHM comics, but I could never write like that. I just hope that my attempt to make sense in nonsense worked.

Anyways, the point is... well you will see

HAPPY NOODLE BOY SAVES THE DAY

(HNB is walking down the street when he sees a robber holding up an old woman.)

Old woman: Please it's my last dollar.

HNB: Holy ass raping flying monkeys! I urinate myself to keep warm but the magical crystals are not ready yet! NOT YET!

Old W: You, help me!

HNB: Fuck you, heiress to Hershey wealth! When the mice fly you overgrown hippo-loving octopus. I seek the answers of SOUP! BUT NOT VEGATABLE!

Thief: That's right, don't come near I will knife you!

(HNB jumps on the thief's head.)

HNB: Fresh squeeze my orange juice ass provider! I want to taste the juicy innards of your sweetish! I'm still cold! Where is my underwear?

Thief: Go away you!

HNB: Eat the cheesy goo! And all shall bow down to me supreme! My ear speaks to you! It sings!

(HNB suffocates the thief accidentally and he falls down dead)

HNB: I love to hard! You bleed from the eyes pea consumer! Make you marry somewhere else so the men cannot see! GOODBYE TOE JAM MAN.

Old W: Thank you for saving me from the man.

HNB: Deliver me from the orphaned walrus's! The walnuts will attack, and when they do we will be ready!

(HNB get's on the old ladies head)

HNB: I watch you squirm in utter glee and defecate yourself in anger I win! KISS ME! I WIN...

Old W: Get off! Please help!

HNB: Glorious be pie eater! The earth's rocky crust gnashes into your weathered spine! But you still laugh mocking its inhabitants Meat I need meat!

(Old woman falls down dead, policeman runs up)

HNB: Eat human flesh in all its minty freshness! That's what she said!

Police M: You killed her.

(HNB runs off before the Police can catch him)

HNB: The man is falling the man! He wants the magical jellybeans! But I shall protect them, another day!