My Song By: Fred and George Weasley (To the tune of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41")
Stormin' through the party like my name's Fred Weasley, Well I'm hangin out drinkin' in the back of the dungeons, As a kid, I was the same, And no one knew me by name, Trashed my own dorm party Cause nobody came, I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in the 1st year, Never learning, always blowing up something, Attention that we crave, Don't tell us to behave, I'm sick of being told to act my age

Chorus: I don't want to waste my time Becoming another casualty of Severus Snape, I'll never fall in line, Become another victim of your detention, And obey

Because you don't, Know us at all, We laugh when Snape falls, But what would you expect with a house so small Dung bombs and laughs, It's how we weren't raised, Pranks and jokes Are the cards that we play, 'Cause we like having fun at other people's expenses, Cuttin' Flitch down is just a minor offense, It's none of you concern, I guess we'll never learn, I'm sick of being told to wait my turn

Chorus

Don't count on me, I'll just drop it again, Don't count on me, I'll just cheat again, Don't count on me, It's what Snape's missin' Don't count on me, 'Cause I don't listen

Well, I'm a no good wizard, Lower class beater Really loud and I don't give a crap about potions, You be standin' on the corner talkin' about polyjuice, It don't make sense from all that potion you've been drinkin', And if that bomb don't stink, You'll be blowing up the hook, You're on the hit list wanted in the ministry book, I like pranks that distort things, drinks that are shrinkin' My mom said that McGonnagall should have expelled me,

Chorus 'til fade out