A/N:
Wrote this one while I was staring at my screen, thinking what the hell I'm supposed to write to the AKML members. Meaning, this fic is impromptu.

This one's for everyone. Especially the hentais out there. You know who you are. (Calling Cheeky and Diggler!) Especially for Cheeky. I'll smile later, Cheeky.

For now, I'm out of my mind.

Disclaimers: Not mine, not mine, not mine

Swallow It
Genre: Non-sense
Warning: This is non-sense
Pairing: You know
by: the lunatic: Aki-chan
Rating: Definitely not for kids

"Ne, Kae-chan, isn't it great?"

"Hn."

"It's huge, ne?"

"Hn."

"Are you enjoying it?"

"How can I? It's the size of a fuckin' watermelon."

*Pout* "Don't be mean, Kaede."

"Hn."

"Let's have fun, ne, Kaede? Let's have you describing it."

"Why would I do a juvenile thing like that?"

*Whine mode* "Because it's fu~un!"

"Fun, my ass."

"Please, Kaede?" *Puppy dog look* "For me?"

*Sigh* "Fine. It's huge."

"Okay, you're doing good!" ^_^

"It's *red*"

"Correct!"

"It's swollen."

"Darn! You're multi-talented!"

"This is stupid."

"No, it's not! Come on, Kaede, go on, please?"

"It's long."

"How long?"

"You are in dire need of an ego-boosting, Sendoh Akira."

"True, but you love me, anyway, so you'll do it, ne?"

"Fine."

"Okay, how long?"

"Uh... twelve inches?"

"Yes! Kaede you're great!" *huggles*

"Let me go, Akira!"

"Oops. Okay. Now open your mouth."

"You're crazy. It's too huge."

"Take it one inch at a time. We'll go slow."

"Fine."

"You're doing great, Kaede."

*Mouth full* "Wvhaatevbehr."

"Oh, and bite, Kaede. Otherwise you'll choke."

"Fine."

"One inch at a time. Remember, it's one foot long."

"..."

"Aaaah! Kaede, you're so good! It's my turn later, okay?"

*Sendoh pulls /it/ off* "Now, swallow it."

*Gulp* "There, I'm done. Your turn."

"Congratulations, Kaede, you ate the foot-long hotdog without pulling it off your mouth! Good job! Now it's my turn!" *Gleam*

-
owari

Okay. I'm done. Oh dear. Did I write that? *Hides*

Oi, Cheeky, sorry if this turned out like your BK. It's a spur-of-the-moment thing. Anyway, do say something about it.

Oh well, back to lurkdom...

ja ne!
aki-chan