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They're very brave and caring,

Adventurous and daring,

They stink like a bunch of herrings,

The Fellowship of the Ring.

Gimli has a brain of a duck,

Legolas needs a haircut,

Boromir's full of bad luck,

The Fellowship of the Ring.

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Aragorn is a hottie,

But Gandalf is a snottie,

Samwise has a great big tummy,

The Fellowship of the Ring.

Merry is really daffy,

While Pippin acts so wacky,

But Frodo's nice, quite frankly,

The Fellowship of the Ring.

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They're on their way to Mordor,

To rid the ring forever more,

They all have smelly odors,

The Fellowship of the Ring.

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