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Iori-chan-sempai
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Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 4 - Published: 03-29-03 - id:1288053
Infiny: This is some INSANE duel that me and my brother thought of... We don't own YGO but we own Michel and some cards we thought of...

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Yami+Michel: DUEL!

Michel: Ah, I lay down two cards face down and end my turn

Yami: Hmmm... I, as well lay down two cards face down and also end my turn

Michel: *draws a card and smiles* I play Mystical Elf in attack mode!

Yami: *thinking* What is he doing? The Mystical Elf is no fighter card

Michel: I end my turn

Yami: *draws a card* I summon the |337 K|23\/\/

Michel: *gasps* WHAT? Impossible!

Yami: I don't stop just yet! I enchant the |337 K|23\/\/ with the |337 5p34K card, boosting it's attack powers by 1000!

Michel: NOOO!

Yami: I attack your Mystical Elf!

Michel: Hah! You've activated my trap card! Grammatical attack! It stops all |337 monsters from attacking for one turn and attacks your life points directly!

Yami: What! *his life points go down to 1500*

Michel: *draws another card* HAHAHA! You can't defeat me now! I have the unstoppable combo! I play the English Teacher and use the polmerization to combine it with the Mystical Elf to create the English Elf

Yami: *gasps*

Michel: AND I boost it's attack power by 800 using the Perfect English card! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Yami: *thinking* Now there's almost NO way I can stop him! But no need to worry, I always seem to pull victory out of my ass! (A/N: It's true!)

Michel: Now I attack your |337 K|23\/\/ with the English Elf

Yami: NOOO! *life points go down to 900*

Michel: I end my turn!

Yami: *draws a card and smirks evilly* I play Trash Talk Magician in attack mode and destroy your English Elf!

Michel: Not my English Elf! *life points go down to 1200*

Yami: I lay one card face down and end my turn

Michel: *draws a card* HAHAHAHAH! The duel ends here! I summon TTWB!

Yami: *gasp* You mean...?

Michel: Yes! Trailor -Trash White Boy! He destorys any cool cards on the field!

Yami: *all his cards but one go to the graveyard* HAHA! You activated my card!

Michel: But... there is only on card that can do that... the Nerdy Computer Guy?

Yami: YES! NCG activates when any Trailor Trash cards are on the field and destorys them!

Michel: NOOOOOOOOOO! *watches as his life points drop to 0* You have defeated me!

Yami: Haha!

Michel: *sigh* By the BC rules I have to give you... the TTWB and my locater card *hand them to Yami*

Yami: Normally I'd keep your card, TTWB... but it would destroy all MY monsters to, since they are cool... I'll give it to a friend. Hey Joey! I got a card for you!

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Infiny: *laughs* Tada! R&R please!

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