Personal Boundaries, My Arse

By: Fala I'm a carpet-muncher and I'm okay Tzipori

Written: 30 March, 2003
Genre: 150 word short, Silliness
Pairings: Doctor Sure/Nurse Ohno (from that ep The Hospital of Love . You remember, ne?)
Warnings: Yuri (and ridiculously so), my sick, sorry-assed sense of humour, voyeurism... er, with ears.
Plot: None to speak of, really. When Sure wants an answer, Sure GETS an answer, dammit!
Spoilers: Nil.
Dedications: I wouldn't shame anyone with a deddie on THIS piece of krap.
Other comments/schtuff: I haven't written fanfic in forever and I miss it, so I wrote one of those silly 150 word fics to try and get me back into the swing of things. I've also wanted to write something about these two for a while (anyone who's visited my shrine Feminist Ferocious (.com/femmefero) knows my feelings about them ^_- I'll write something better for them someday when I'm not so overrun with work. For now... er, I would say Enjoy!', but I digress... Go read, or GO DIE. ^_^;;;

Personal Boundaries, My Arse

Green eyes wide and feral with fear, the nurse retreated. Her back found the wall. Stern-faced, the doctor advanced.

I think you're lying to me, Ohno. I really do.

M-Me? Lie to you? Oh Doctor, I wouldn't!

Say whatever you want, the Doctor said, her voice airy, her eyes intense behind angular glasses, I will not rest my case until I've seen for myself... Her tone darkened, her lips curled into a sneer, Or should I say... until I've felt for myself!

Meanwhile, in the next room over...

Carrot pressed his ear against the wall, drool plip-plipping on his hospital nightie. The voices on the other side were clear as frikkin' bells.

Maybe I should tell those two how very thin these walls are,' thought he.

A crash.

Ooooo! Doctor!

A series of grotesquely girly giggles.

Hm. You're right, Ohno. They are real.

Carrot smirked and saliva cascaded.

Nah!!!'

~Theeeee Eeeeeeeend...