Author's Note: Bah! I couldn't think up a good title for this song…enjoy anyway!

The FF7 Theme

By Charles Xavier

"YIPEE!" Two children gathered round the TV set and tuned into their favorite show…

We're cuties.

We're all a bunch of goonies!

And in this cartoony,

We're invading your system!

(That loser's just a zero!)

There's Tifa Lockheart, the leading girl.

(Ain't she a hot woman?)

We fear that Meteor.

That Sephiroth had summoned it,

'Cause he thinks he's superior.

That Rufus always rants!

It's Final Fantasy 7 come and play this game!

There's Red XIII and Barret.

Cid smokes a lot of cigarettes!

But Cait Sith is a pain!

There's Vincent.

There's Yuffie!

That ninja's very nutty!

The Turks act so daffy!

And Hojo is insane!

The Shinra runs the place.

But AVALANCHE gets to mischief,

And makes the Corps a disgrace!

We're cuties.

We're all a bunch of goonies!

It's Final Fantasy 7 come and play this game!

'Cause Dragon Quest's really lame!