ED NOTE These characters do not belong to me so please don't sue.

~ This story is going to be using the idea that Excel Saga came up with where every episode is a different type of anime genre. Just like Excel Saga, I will be writing each new chapter as a different genre (horror, giant robot, sci-fi, romance, etc.). But the story will only be of Fruits Baskets so none of the excel Saga characters are going to be popping up.

"What the hell?" Kyo shouted as he stepped into the house from school. The floor had begun to shake and the walls were disappearing.

"Look out Honda-san!" Yuki yelled as a vase came tumbling down by her. He pulled her out of the way before it could hit her.

"Aagh! Souma-kun, what's going on?"

"I don't know." Yuki replied worried. "Just stay close to me." The walls looked transparent now and glowed softly with a sense of emptiness. Suddenly, rows and rows of zeros and ones began to spin along the sides of the room around them at a fast rate.

"It's like we're in a computer," Yuki gasped in awe.

"What do you mean in a computer you damned mouse!" Kyo yelled. "How could that happpen?"

"Yuki-kun, you're quite alert aren't you." Shigure's voice began, echoing throughout the stange room. "You're actually completely right. You are in a computer because I've put you there."

"You're kidding, right Shigure-san?" Tohru asked laughing a little.

"No, I'm afraid I'm not." Shigure said cheerfully. "You see I've used a wonderful new machine that transported you all into my computer."

"That's impossible!" Kyo spat.

"Yeah Shigure," Yuki added annoyed, "You're not smart enough to invent a maching like that in the first place."

"You're absolutely right," Shigure agreed. "I'm not the one who invented it. Actually my assistant Washu invented it for me."

"What? You mean the super genious from that show Tenchi Muyo," Tohru gasped in shock.

"That's right. Using her fabulous technology, she teleported herself here to the Fruits Basket Universe and invented this machine for me." Shigure's voice could be heard clearing it's throat. In a slighly lower tone he added, " and what a lovely assitant she is. How old are you anyway my dear? Just starting highschool?"

"You've got to be kidding," Yuki muttered.

"Umm Shigure, don't you watch the anime Tenchi Muyo?" Tohru asked trying to suppress a laugh.

"Yeah," Kyo added. "She's like..."
"I'm over ten thousand years old!!" Washu broke in laughing hysterically. " I know I look young for my age."

"Ewww," Shigure said disgusted. "Well anyway, Washu owed me a favor so she promised to help me with this little project of mine."
"I don't get it." Kyo moaned in annoyance. "What's the point of trapping us in your computer?"

"Well, I'm writing a new book, Kyo my dear." Shigure gave a evil laugh. "You guys are going to help me write it by personally living out my story. Doesn't that sound fun?"

"NO IT DOESN'T!!" Kyo yelled.

"The story will be full of surprises so you better watch out." Shigure added. "Each chapter will be very different, like a different genre every time."

"Shigure," Yuki said darkly. "Are we the only ones in your story?"

"No, actually, I've added a few other members of the zodiac into the story as well, Haru, Hatori (boy wasn't he mad hehe), uhh Kagura (I'm sure that will make you happy Kyo), oh yeah, Ayame, Akito (he was kind of pissed too for some reason), and some other people I forgot to mention. Don't worry, you'll run into them sooner or later."

"A..Akito is here too," Yuki sputtered nervously.

"That's right and he's been looking forward to seeing you Yuki." Despite himself, Yuki began to shake in fear.

"Please, don't be scared Souma-kun," Tohru said gently putting a hand on his shoulder. "We'll all be here too, so you won't be alone."
"Tha...thank you Honda-san," Yuki said, trying to get a hold of himself.

"Well, that's all for now." Shigure added signing off. "Just don't forget. When each chapter begins, you won't have any control over your actions." He laughed loudly. "you'll be my puppets and i'll be your master... Oh boy this is going to be so fun.. hehe. Now i think I'll go get some coffee before I begin. Man, and boy do I ever have to take a crap. Must be that bran muffin I had this morning. What the heck.. this thing is still on? Hey, Washu, how do you turn the mike off?"

"You have to push this button here you moron, the one that says 'off'."

"Oh I see it n..." and then there was silence.

"I can't believe this," Yuki moaned. "What does that weirdo have planned for us."

"Well, I'm sure he won't do anything too rash." Tohru reassured.

"Yeah right," Kyo muttered. " You don't know Shigure the way we do."

" I guess we'll just have to see what happens."

"Ha, little do they know my story has already begun. This was the Science fiction chapter," Shigure said laughing as he brought Washu some tea.

"Good doggy," Washu said taking the steaming cup.

'This isn't fair," Shigure moaned. "I've been waiting on you hand and foot the whole day. When are you going to give me a break?"
"Hey, who's the one who invented this stupid machine for your dumb book. You should show some more appreciation."

"I'm sorry master Washu."