Attack of The God of Coffee Breaks Chapter 8
Disclaimer: I Don't own Gundam Wing Or Sailor Moon or The God of Coffee
Breaks or Tim Horton's or Dunkin' Donuts or Country Style Donuts or Krispy
Kreme. I'm just using and spoofing them.
"Hold it God of Coffee Breaks!" came a voice.
"Huh!? Who's there?" asked the confused G of CB.
"Donut Blast!" a beam of donuts pegged the G of CB in the head.
"Ow! Damn it! Who's there!?" demanded the G of CB.
"Haha! What's wrong?" laughed the voice.
"Nothing!" yelled the G of CB.
"Then I'll come out," answered the voice.
"You have sexy legs," Duo told his new lover.
"Aha! Behold my sexy legs!" cackled the G of CB. She and Duo started making
out again. A figure dropped down in front of the captive Senshi. She was
wearing a black and white fuku with donuts on it.
"I am the pretty soldier Sailor Coffee Break! I am the defender of donut
shops and coffee breaks! In the name of coffee lovers everywhere, I shall
hurt you!" the new Senshi exclaimed. Everyone around sweat dropped.
"You tutu girls are everywhere!" exclaimed the G of CB.
"Burning Cappuccino!" Steaming hot cappuccino poured down on the G of CB. G
of CB hissed venomously and screamed screams of agony.
"I'm melting! Meeelllltinggg!" she cried.
"Transformous Donutus!" attacked Sailor Coffee Break.
"AAAHHH!!!!" screamed the G of CB. In a flash of light and an explosion of
sprinkles, the G of CB turned into a donut. "You turned me into a bloody
donut! Baka onna!" yelled the donut.
"Well I'll be! A talking donut!" exclaimed Duo. Sailor Coffee Break
sprouted icing wings and flew into the sky, grabbing the donut G of CB.
"Your coffee shops are safe!" she yelled as she disappeared into the
horizon. Duo dropped to the ground and landed on Wufei.
"Hey Mako-chan, wanna go for pizza? I'm sick of coffee and donuts," Heero
"Hai! Hai!" exclaimed the now de-transformed Makoto. Heero kissed Makoto
and they ran off.
"Someone help!" screamed Eternal Sailormoon. The remaining Inner Senshi and
Sailoruranus were still bond by donuts and weren't free until midnight.
The End ^^