I don't own the tune or characters!

This is to the tune of 'He's a Tramp' from 'Lady and the Tramp'.

It's about Remy.

[Rouge:]

What a guy!

What a guy!

He's a thief

But they love him

Breaks a new heart

Every day

He's a thief

They adore him

And I only hope he'll stay

That way

He's a crook

He's a rounder

He's a cad

He's a thief

But I love him

Yes, even I have got it

Pretty bad

You can never tell when

He'll show up

He gives you plenty

Of trouble

I guess he's just a

No-count Cajun

But I wish that he

Were double

He's a thief

He's a drifter

And there's nothing

More to say

If he's a thief, he's a

Good one

And I wish that I could

Travel his way

Wish that I could travel

His way

Wish that I could travel

His way