Disclaimer: I do not own this joke, my friend told it to me.
A Hufflepuff, a Ravenclaw, a Gryffindor, a Slytherin, and a
Hogwarts teacher are sitting on a
Hippogriff. The Hippogriff starts to get tired, so one of them
has to jump off or they will all die.
So, the Hogwarts teacher jumps off and says, "This is for the
students!" Everything goes fine
For a while, then the hippogriff gets tired again. So, the
Hufflepuff jumps off and says, "This is
For HUFFLEPUFF!". A little while later, the hippogriff gets
tired again; so the ravenclaw
jumps off yelling, "THIS IS FOR RAVENCLAW!" Now, the Slytherin
and Gryffindor are left.
The hippogriff begins to get tired again; so the Slytherin
yells, "This is for SLYTHERIN!".
and pushes the Gryffindor off.