A/N: While I'm working on the next chapter of GSFI, I thought I'd give you something to read and think about. This has nothing to do with any of my other stories, you could almost say it is an answer to a Severitus's Challenge. See if you can't figure out who the two people are though it shouldn't be that hard. Enjoy!-Ankha

... Bold words indicates the first person.

... Italics indicates the second person.

Dungeon Conversations

*Curses fluently and hurls a stone at the wall*

That's not going to help.

* Rounds on the other* Do you have a better idea?

No, but doing that could hurt your leg more.

Your point?

My point being: Don't move dammit!

*Blinks in open astonishment, recovers and glares* Ten points from Gryffindor.

Must you always do that?

Do what?

Be so bloody hateful! What have I and the other Gryffindors ever done to you?

Don't get me started on that...

Why not?

Because I'd be talking all night and I only hope we're not down here that long.

Oh really?

Yes really dammit!

*******(There's silence for a time)*******

*Shivers*

*Without saying a word, gets up and sits down beside the other*

Go away.

No.

Must you be so stubborn!

I get that from my father

You sure as bloody hell do.

I'm not talking about James.

*sarcastically* I'm so sure.

James is not my father.

*Realizes the other is serious* Then, who?

Well, at the present moment, he's stuck under a pile of rocks and showing just how much of a jackass he is.

*Swallows*

Yes you, Potions Master Severus Snape. You are my father.

*Too stunned to speak*

Weren't expecting that, were you?

Your...your father?

That is what I said

My...my son?

That is would be me.

Oh bloody hell!

That's where we would be.

****END****

A/N: Well, what do you think? I styled it after one I had read in a Star Trek book though I can't do it exactly the same with this computer so I improvised. Can you tell me who they are? Should be pretty easy as I NAMED one.