I guess it's a bit late to submit a Christmas parody, but oh well.
Presents there, lots of fun
Don't forget to come
There'll be food, everyone
Come on in, warm within
Then I see your grin
When old Santa, he comes
Rip those presents open
Let's have a pillow fight
Exit light
Enter night
Here I stand
Down your chimney once again
Something's wrong, and I might
Be getting stuck tonight
Can't get up to the sky
Eat some more food galore
Don't you light your fire
Cause I'm stuck here inside
Rip those presents open
Let's have a pillow fight
Exit right
Enter light
Here I stand
Up your chimney once again
Now I lay me down to sleep
Santa's reindeer, up they leap
And I find that I can't wait
To see what presents Santa gave
Hush, little reindeer, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the children in their beds
Come on comet, up ahead
Exit right
Enter light
Here I stand
Exit right
Enter light
Here I stand
Up your chimney once again