Artist: The Notorious F.A.T.: Flabby-Ass Thug Album: Rauru at Large Parody Title: 'Fridge Raidin' in the Dark Real: "Crawling in the Dark" by Hoobastank

(guitar music)

Rauru: (wearing a bathrobe and holding electric guitar)

I will go downstairs And sacrifice my arter- -ies for just a morsel's worth of my six-foot sub's ending And I wish I could know If all my many midnight raids And the $12.50 that I paid Won't ever fall for nothing
Show me where it is And if I can eat it Been fridge-raiding in the dark Looking for a sandwich There is always more That I haven't finished Been fridge-raiding in the dark Looking for a sandwich

Help me eat it all Show me that there's just a foot left of that ham and cheese that I ordered Thursday And I wish I could eat The sub's final couple feet Will I ever get to see The ending to my hogie?

Show me where it is And if I can eat it Been fridge-raiding in the dark Looking for a sandwich There is always more That I haven't finished Been fridge-raiding in the dark Looking FOR A SANDWAAAAATCH!

And when I find it will I know? How much further do I have to eat (have to eat) And how much longer it I finally beat (finally beat) 'Cause I'm chewing and I just can't see When the end will be. The end will be!

Show me where it is And if I can eat it Been fridge-raiding in the dark Looking for a sandwich There is always more That I haven't finished Been fridge-raiding in the dark Looking FOR A SANDWAAAAATCH!

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