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Dan and Jack the robbers
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This is a rewrite of an old story that i wrote back in 2003. I've added tones of detail and turned this into a real story now. Dan and Jack, two morons engage in an armed robbery and are promtly defeated by their own ineptitude.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 08-22-10 - Published: 04-25-03 - Status: Complete - id: 1320485
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Dan and Jack the Robbers By the mighty Lu Bu

I don't own GTA but I do own Dan and Jack.

Some where in hepburn heights. Dan: "I have an idea let's rob Mr. Wong's launderette". Jack: "I guess we can do it" Dan: "let's steal the kuruma that's in front of Rockstar radio. It's always getting stolen destroyed, or crashed into". They steal the kuruma. Michael Hunt: " Dammit I just bought." There is quiet laughing in the background.

They're driving through Chinatown and they reach Mr. Wong's. They rob it successfully. They're driving around. Jack: "that was easy". Dan "this car is great for robbing places". They accidentally hit another but manage to keep driving.

Jack: "Jesus Christ Dan you suck at driving". Dan: "shut up". Jack: "It's kind of dumb to rob a place in gang territory especially in triad territory. I plan the robberies from now on". Dan: "Shut up I'm the leader and I make plans". Jack: "your to stupid to lead"! Dan: "get the hell out of my car". Jack: "screw you you snotty Son-of-a-bitch"! Dan stops the car and they both get out. Dan: "I'm going to beat your ass"! Jack: "bring it on you man whore". Someone jumps into their car and drives it off. Dan: "Damn there went or money"! Jack: "great job you take care of money well". Dan: "shut up let's get back to our hideout".

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