Ah-Ha!!!!!!! Four reviews! Even though it isn't much, it doesn't take much
to make me happy ^_^!!!! Anywaz here's the character line up (just so you
don't get confused):
Batman- Inuyasha (DUH!)
Robin- Shippo (Holy men in tights!)
Alfred- Miroku (evilly twists fake mustache)
Batgirl- Kagome (MASTER OF TIME)
Catwoman- Sango (but she's not Batman's lover in this .... that would be
The Joker- Naraku (OF COURSE!!!!! MOST EVIL VILIAN)
Harley Quinn- Kagura
Ivy- Kikyo (imagine Inu-chan when he sees her in that little
And of Course Minions (Yura, Lighting Brothers, Kanna, ect.)
And that's about it.....
:: Dun na dun na dun na dun na dun na dun na ::
Inuyasha: "Gosh, I'm sure glad we finally got rid of that hairy lady. I
think she was starting to perspire."
Kagome: "I'm glad too. But what do you think will be our next obscure
Inuyasha: "I don't know Kagome. But we'll find out soon!"
:: Some guy on the crew hands Inuyasha and Kagome a script::
Inuyasha: * puts on some reading glasses * "Ah, I see! We're going to face
the Lighting Brothers!"
Shippo: "Holy Fish on a Stick, Inuyasha! Do you think we can defeat them?"
Inuyasha: "Well, we'll just have to cut to the next scene and see!"
:: Dun na dun na dun an dun na dun na dun na ::
Manten: * brushing small bits of hair and humming 'Opps I did it again' *
Hiten: "MANTEN! YOU DENSE WHALE! SHUT UP AND LISTEN!"
Manten: "What? Oh, okay!"
Hiten: "We're in the script this time. But to make sure we don't die and
come back later on, we have to make sure we don't die."
Manten: "Got it: Don't die." * paused * "But what if we do die?"
Hiten: * sigh * "Then I guess we'll just have to sign up for the
Manten: "But they said I looked like that whale Shammo and they don't want
Hiten: "Well, they wanted me because I'm devilishly good looking!"
Manten: "But didn't they give us a restricting order?"
Hiten: * vein pop * "Shut up."
:: Then from out of nowhere there's a really cheap looking background
behind Inuyasha, the MASTER OF TIME, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango. ::
Sango: "Hey Miroku, we weren't here when they fought the Lighting Brothers,
Miroku: * twists mustache * "No.... guess we better go back to my place."
:: Sango uses Hiraikotsu to impale Miroku and then she leaves. ::
Inuyasha: "Let's get them Kagome!"
Kagome: * dramatically points finger * "Yes, let's!" * pauses then gasps *
"Oh... Oh my GOSH!!!!!!!! AREN'T YOU TWO CLAY AND RUBEN FROM AMERICAN
Hiten and Manten: "Eh?"
Kagome: * now hopping up and down with hearts in her eyes * "YOU ARE, YOU
ARE, YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!"
Hiten and Manten: * look at each other then pull out the script *
Hiten: "This isn't in the script!"
Manten: "Why do I have to be the fat one?"
Hiten: "How do you presume you're Ruben?"
Manten: * blush * "No reason."
Hiten: "Oh, because you're about the same stature?"
Manten: "Shut up!" * breaths fire *
Hiten: "You know, you should really start taking Tic-Tac for that fire-
:: Manten and Hiten get in a fight over nothing ::
Inuyasha: * looks at Kagome then the Lighting Brothers * * sweatdrops and
Shippo: "Holy matrimony, Inuyasha!! Don't you think that we should get them
before it's too late?!"
Inuyasha: * sighs and pulls out Tetsusaiga * "Yeah."
:: Inuyasha swings Tetsusaiga and the two disappear ::
Kagome: "YOU KILLED THE AMERICAN IDOLS!!! HOW DARE YOU??!!"
Shippo: "Holy British tightwad American Idol judge, Kagome! They weren't
the American Idols!"
Kagome: "Oh, really?" * Shippo nods * "Okay then, it must just be I wasn't
wearing my contacts, either that or I didn't take my Ritalin this morning."
Inuyasha: "Probably both."
Kagome: "WHY YOU! OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha: "Why me?"
Sorry about not updating, but I didn't have any ideas.
The chapter stinks, I know and I was NOT making fun of Ruben. I actually
think he's a very good singer.