A/N: Some people just don't know the greatness that is Toad. Can't help but love (or pity) him, he's just so , he's something. I just have yet to figure it out. O.o

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I don't know why she kids herself. She knows she wants me. She wants me somethin' BAD. She living in denial, that's what! Heck, I might as well quit calling her Scarlet Witch and rename her Cleopatra, cause she's the QUEEN of de Nile!

Maybe I just have to make her realize that she needs my lovin'. Yeah, that's it!

A little trip to the flower , wait, gotta steal the money -HA! Just lost your cash, old geezer! Old people, so clumsy, always runnin' into us teens and droppin' their a pity, ain't it?

Okay, NOW we go to the flower shop. Aw, hell, what kinda flowers would I like if I were a babilicious chick with hex powers and totally wants to kill my dad?

Think I'll go with daisies.

Okay, got the the candy!

Holy crap, the kinda prices for this kind of -

Oh, no way, dude, I wasn't insultin' nonna your chocoloates! See? I'll even eat the candy!

MMMM!! YUMMY!

mean you don't give out free samples? Jeez, man, I'm glad you ain't -

OW! Man, got booted out of another 's, like, the third time this week. Stupid candy man, wait until your entire store's filled up wit Toad !

Ah, man, not Mystique, not here! She'll just take my money and dough and daisies and keep em for herself!

Oh, wait, that was that fuzzy gecko, Nightcrawler. Guess he didn't find out where I hid his stinkin holo-watch thingamabob yet! HA HA, stupid elf, he's so -

AAH! Hey, leggo me, you blue-furred freak! Okay, okay, quite pissing off at me, man, it's in Wanda's room, for cripe's sake!

Yeesh. Stupid X-Nut.

Where was I? Oh, yeah, .aw, crap.

OK, no present, on account the candy dude made me pay for the shitty sweets. And he calls em CANDY! Ick-ick-ick-ick-ick.

Ah, home sweet home. If ya wanna call a beat-up shack with broken windows, broken furniture, broken walls, broken everythin' home.

WANDA! BOYOBOY, GUESS WHAT I I ...for...

WHY YOU KISSIN' THAT BLUE ELF!?!?!?!?