X: *Is at the gate to the hunter base*

Zero: *Comes riding into the base on a speeder bike*

X: Hey Zero!

Zero: *Get's off the bike* Hey X what's up?

Random hunters: *Swarm Zero*

R Hunter A: Zero you beat Sigma!

R Hunter B: Was the fight tough?

Zero: I'll tell you all about it later. *Grabs X and plows thru the crowd*

X: Geez you'd think that they'd be used to it by now. I mean we've destroyed Sigma what? Six times now? Then again 'destroyed' isn't really the right word is it?

Zero: Yeah. I don't get it either. Now what did you want?

X: Well I have a favor to ask you.

Zero: Sure anything.

X: Will you come in and talk to my class as a guest speaker?

Zero: So the rumors are true, you got stuck with Oni's class

X: Yeah it's true, so will you do it.

Zero: Sure, Sigma won't be back for a few days at least. I'd be happy to help you out.

X: Thanks Zero I really appreciate this.

Zero: No problem, what are partners for? Well I have a few closeup reports to file. *Starts to walk away* See you later great teacher X

X: Great teacher X?...

-Later-

X: *Walks into the classroom* good morning class...

Ivy: *Rushes past him to look around in the hallway* Is he here yet? Where is he? *Grabs X by the collar* Where. Is. Zero?

X: Relax he'll be here shortly.

Ivy: WHEN!

X: Shortly!

Ivy: But...

Arrow: Ivy will you PLEASE sit down

Ivy: *Pouts* Fine

X: Alright, today my Partner Zero is indeed coming in to speak to all of you. However he still has some uh...things to take care of...

-Back in Zero's office*

Zero: *Is filling out a three foot stack of paper work* Hmm let's see...supplies used, blah, blah ,blah, Maverick's Retired, blah, blah, Damage taken, blah, blah, blah, blah...

-Back in X's class-

Ivy: What kind of thing?

X: Believe me you don't wanna know

Arrow: *Gives X an odd look* But according to protocol he should be simply filling out a little paper work. How hard could that be?

-Cutscene to Zero's office-

Zero: *Finishes with the stack of papers and put them in a cart. Then turns around and grabs another stack from the huge mountain of papers behind him*

-Back in classroom-

X: Little paperwork? Is that what they're calling it now? Oh well while were waiting for our guest, can anyone tell me anything about Zero.

Ivy: *Stands up and get's sparkly eyes* He's tall, and handsome, and strong, and...

X: Anyone BESIDES Ivy?

Ivy: *Sits down and pouts*

Blade: He died

Arrow: Twice

Beam: I thought it was three

Arrow: No definitely two times

Beam: Really?

Blade: Yeah, once when he blew himself up and that one time when Sigma toasted him.

Ivy: Sigma couldn't 'toast' X much less zero

X: -_- Gee thanks

Blade: Oh yeah then what do you have to say about this! *Shows her a picture of zero after his fifth battle with sigma. (The one where all that's left of him is his upper body and even that has a big hole thru it)

Ivy: *Grabs picture* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

X: How did you get that?

Blade: *Takes back the picture and mutters something about connections in hunter organization*

Beam: So how did he come back that time?

X: *Shrugs* Ask him when he get's here. All he'll tell me is that he was hiding to repair himself.

Arrow: But I heard that you had all memory of him erased after the encounter and your system refused to intake any data about him?

X: Yeah it did.

Arrow: Then how come in your next mission it stated that your mission was to 'find' Zero. If your system refused to admit he existed how could you go on a mission to find him?

X:...Hey you feel that?

Blade: Yeah...felt like some kind of disturbance in the fabric of our reality

Ivy: What?

Blade: It's a plot hole...

All: Oh

Beam: Well that explains a lot.

Door: *Knock knock*

X: Ivy I think you should...greet...our guest

Ivy: Right. *Get's into a racers crouch in front of the door*

Blade: *Holds a checkered flag*

Arrow: On your mark,...get set...

X: *Opens door*

Blade: *Swishes flag*

Arrow: GO

Ivy: *Charges at the person behind the door and knocks them to the floor* Zero! I'm your biggest fan! I think your SO brave and strong and...

Signas: I'm flattered Miss but I'm not Zero.

Ivy: *Jumps up off him* Ehehe sorry ^^;

Signas: I take it your Ivy. Well just so you know Zero is on his way and should be here in five minutes. I just came by to check on X.

X: I'm fine sir...and uh sorry about that little incident. We were trying to...uh surprise Zero

Signas: Well far be it from me to spoil the fun, I'll just leave now. That was quite a nice tackle by the way miss Ivy. *Leaves*

-Five minutes later-

Zero: *Opens the door to X's class and is knocked back into the hallway by blur*

Ivy: ZEEEEERRRRRRO!

Zero: Err X...one of your students has attached themselves to me...

X: ^_^ Err yeah...surprise...

Zero: Uh huh thanks. *Looks down at Ivy* Miss do you think I could have me back now?

Ivy: *Jumps off and goes back into the classroom giggling*

X: *Walks with Zero back into the classroom* Class I'd like you to meet our guest speaker for the day, Commander Zero.

Zero: Hello everyone. *Gives a wave*

X: Does anyone have any questions for our guest?

Arrow: Who actually made you?

Zero: I...honestly don't know

Blade: How did you come back the second time you were killed.

Zero: ^^ I err...dunno that either. I sorta just woke up.

Beam: Who's stronger you or X

Arrow: BEAM!

X and Zero: *Look at each other*

X: I'm not sure

Zero: We'll have to find out sometime

X: Yeah I guess

Ivy: ^^ How do you get your hair like that.

Zero: . Um...I guess this is just the way it is

Ivy: *Sighs*

X: Any other questions?

Beam: Why don't you two duke it out now, the training center is open

X: Err...

Zero: Oh why not X, I'm stiff from all that paperwork and you have class time to burn

X: Well...ok

Ivy: Ten bucks on Zero

Beam: I'll take that bet, my moneys on X

Arrow: Hey now they'll be none of that... *Whispering* Put me down for ten on Zero, I have no respect for gun over swords.

X: *Oblivious to all of this* Well come on everyone *Walks out with Zero*

Zero: A bit of advice X you might want to look into more creative lessons if your looking for guest speakers already.

X: Leave me alone I'm not used to this.

Zero: I know, but look, if you need a day off to plan I'll fill in for you

X: Really? Thanks Zero I owe you one.

-They arrive with the class at the training room-

Zero: Well here goes nothing *Walks in with X and shut the door behind them*

Arrow: *Sits in the control chair and pulls up some screens* Are you two ready

X: Miss Arrow what are you doing

Arrow: Well SOMEONE has to control the training settings while you two are in there.

X: Oh right...well just put us on a basic setting and monitor

Arrow: *Fiddling with some hologram buttons* Check, your ready to go.

Beam: X is going to win I just know it

Ivy: *Whacks him over the head* No way Zero will crush X *Sparkly eyes*

Arrow: They're just sparring! *Looks at the screen* and right now they're just about even.

Blade: I wonder how this will turn out...