Title: And They Thought It Could Never Be Done!
Pairing: Gogeta/Vegetto; perhaps even ?
Category: Anime - "Dragonball Z"

This might contain graphic sex, so anyone who abstains from the reading or the participation of graphic sex of any kind should probably not read it. Also, I do not own nor claim to own Dragonball Z or any of its characters.
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A purple skinned figure peered down into his crystal ball of all-seeing and knowingness. Focusing on Earth, the smoke within the ball began to swirl and make pretty designs. He let out a huff of impatience waiting until it finally cleared, only to show that Goten and Trunks were up to their old tricks again. Sure, he appreciated a good joke like anyone else, but with the demi-saiyajins' proneness to massive destruction, he decided to interfere.

Besides, how else was a Kai supposed to get some fun around here?

For a split second he winked out of existence, only to re-exist himself a mile or so away from the Capsule Corp building. Kaio-Shin deliberately did so, as to give himself time to think about what he was to do to stifle the boys' caustic trouble-making. Shin knew that he wasn't anywhere close to being intimidating, looking as he did.

He glanced down himself and his ensemble. Shin was dressed to the gills as usual, from his potarra earrings down to the bottom of his cute pointed boots. He noticed that one of the ruffles in his simulated Goku-esque pants wasn't ruffled exactly at his specifications. Shin made a mental note to get new people to do his laundry.

"Damn HFIL inmates! Can't do anything ri- ..." He trailed off as he caught sight of a family of four humans, three standing on the roadside as they gaped at the four, their little boy. His shirt appeared to be ... eating him?

"That can't be possible! Is that some sort of new creature I'm not aware of?" He stood in shock as the shirt continued its strange attack on the little boy. Shin caught a hint of smothered chuckles, heard only because of his I'm-better-than-mortals abilities. Suddenly, the boy rose a few feet in the air, his t-shirt still chewing away almost playfully at him. The defiance of gravity wasn't enough to hurt him if he were to fall, but it certainly did startle the family and the boy.

Shin zoned in on the to him raucous laughter, piecing the soundwaves together enough to figure that Goten and Trunks were behind a large tree just to the left of where the family's car was parked. How could he tell it was Goten and Trunks? Who else would it be?

Aside from the fact that Trunks' purple hair stood out like a beacon in all the green, there was no one could have managed to make mischief like this! Shin masked his ki from the two demi-saiyajins and rose in the air quietly. He didn't want to disturb the humans; they had enough on their plate as it was.

Quickly moving towards the small woodsy area and around the tree that the boys were concealing themselves with, he hovered a few inches from the grassy ground. Shin was surprised at how old they looked, they must have been at least seventeen! He'd forgotten that the time flies so much faster on Earth than it does in the Kais' realm. Their ages made it even more apparent that they needed something else to occupy their time.

Amidst their giggling, Shin could see how Goten tried to keep himself close to Trunks without being too obvious. To Trunks, it probably looked as if he just wanted to see around the tree. Obvious to everyone but Goten, Trunks constantly watched Goten from the corner of his eyes.

Well, well. This is an interesting development! Next 'you' will be telling me that Frezia and Yajirobe had little demi-icelings together!

Down in HFIL

"Aww, isn't he just the most precious baby you've ever seen?" Freiza cooed at Cell as he shoved a quite ugly creature into his face. Cell sneered at the lipstick-wearing iceling and tried to get away from the disgusting infant, only to run into a very large object. No, not an object, just a really porcine man.

"Honey dumpling! You made it! I missed you so much, lambs lettuce! Come here and give your Ice-baby some sugar!" All people and creatures within hearing distance gagged at the revolting use of pet names and the image of Freiza kissing ... well, kissing anyone. Then again, to have those "babies", he must have done a lot more than kissing. The sound of retching filled the air as Jeice lost his lunch to that unpleasant picture.

Ignoring the illness that seemed to surround him, Freiza daintily set the gurgling thing, er, baby, down on its blanket and ran gleefully to his still silent lover. Said lover opened his arms to the smaller creature, and even Cell had to fight down a wave of naseuea as the fat under his arms jiggled like a mass of jelly. Fortunately unfortunately? this humanoid didn't resemble Santa Claus in any way, aside from being morbidly obese.

"Of course I came! Do you think I would ever miss an opportunity to be with my widdle Freizikins? I had to fight tooth and nail to be here, kitten. My sweet angel didn't miss me that much, did he?" Yajirobe cuddled the petite form of Freiza close to him as he savoured the scent of his lover. To think, all those years wasted, when they could have confessed to their lustful desires to each other so long ago! He was so very grateful that Freiza had gone into heat and jumped him just two years past. That's when their utopian romance had begun ...

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I would definitely appreciate reviews on this. It's my first fanfiction that I've ever shown others.