Katou's POV. I need to stop these. I really need to stop.oh well, I'm obsessed. O.k. Read and review, or I'll cry to Rocial!!

Rocial: Did someone call me?

Katora: No, not yet.

Rocial: Oh. All right. (Sulks off)

KATOU'S BAD LUCK DAY. Chapter 1: The bad luck day begins and Setsuna steals Kira.

I was walking with Kira and we saw a ladder. I, being mister me, walked under it. And some old hag above me dumped fish guts on me! And thus began my bad luck day.

We continued walking. "I'm ashamed to be your friend right now!" Kira laughed as I wiped fish guts off me. "SHADAAP!" I said, plucking a fish eye out of my hair. "Grosssssssss!" I said. "Like, oh mi GOD!" One of my henchmen piped. "I, like, totally think you're CURSED!" He said and started flailing around. "Did you forget to take your ridilin?" I asked, punching him in the back of the head.

But that wasn't the end of it! Oh, no! Then I tripped on a conveniently placed saltshaker, which fell over and caused me to run into a window. And all that glass HURT! We walked away, me plucking glass out of my butt. The guys started walking on the other side of the road. Only Kira stayed with me.

Half way to my house we ran into Setsuna. "Hahahaha! Look at YOU!" He laughed, and Kira laughed with him. "Hey, Kira? Do wanna go get ice cream with me?" He asked, and Kira left me for him! Then I started to cry. And I HAAATTTTEEEE showing signs of weakness! So I thought, I must get.even! Yes, even! Hahahaha! No one steals Kira from ME! So I went off to seek my REVENGE!

"Dun dun dun. Dundundundun DUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!" I sang a little revenge seeking song. It made me smile. And I stopped for a second. How am I going to seek my revenge? What can I do? And so I started to sing my little thinking song.

"Blue's clues, bluueess cluuueeesss!" I sang. I was so in the zone, singing my little song and dancing my little dance, that I bumped into something. The door to the pet store. And I fell over laughing 'cause that rhymed. Wee, I'm a poet and I don't know it! Hahahaha! Anyways, I walked in the store and all the animals were running around. A chimp had, in a sudden moment of insanity (or too many television shows) freed the animals. And, HARK, a black cat walked in front of me. Oh, the DRAMA!

I ran out of the store, screaming and crying and flailing my arms. And I ran into Setsuna and Kira. It pained me. Oh, the jabbing in my heart! The searing, jabbing PAIN! And I started to grovel at Kira's feet. "Don't leave me for that FRESHMAN! No! You can't! I neeeddddd yoooouuuuu! I'm not cool with out you!" "Dude, Setsuna bought me ice cream! What have you done for me lately? You gave me a headache. I'm divorcing you!" And they left, Setsuna laughing. And my need for vengeance became stronger. I stood up, and declared I would not rest until I had my revenge and Kira was my BFF again!! But first, I needed a shower and a nap.

A/N: I still love Katou; I just wanted to make a story about him without the drama, angst and drugs. So I'm sorry Katou.

Katou: I'm NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

Katora: Yeah, sure. You're a drama queen if I ever saw one.

Katou: (Rips off his 'Drama Queen' shirt) HA! Now I'm not!

Katora: Yes you are. (Points at his 'DRAMA QUEEN' tattoo)

Katou: Ummm..

Katora: In the next chapter there will be guest appearances and ninjas!