A Page from Naraku's Day Planner:

5 AM: Stop Nightly Meditation (I do not sleep) Read 'Daily Notation' by Nobunaga. (What an idgit)

5:05 AM: Ponder how best to destroy people's lives today

5:30 AM: Torture Lord Kagewaki's remaining servants

6 AM: Drink my herbal teas

7 AM: Stare at the wall plotting to kill annoying children that interfere with my plans for being the greatest demon in the world

9 AM: Make more offspring

11 AM: Steal Money from old ladies and orphaned children to fund evil plans

12 PM: Have babboon pelt cleaned

12:30 PM: Send offspring to kill Inuyasha

1 PM: Squeeze a few of their hearts and watch them writhe in pain for entertainment (Kagura won't stop bitching, sometimes she needs an attitude adjustment)

1:30 PM: Slaughter a village of injured soldiers to keep up my fighting skills (not that they would ever decline. I, Naraku, am perfect)

2 PM: Maim a few friendly forest creatures to terrify the locals

3:30 PM: Look at my art collection

4 PM: Send that young fool Kohaku to get me some new underlings because he, Kanna, ad Kagura are COMPLETELY USELESS

5 PM: Perfect Plans for world domination

6 PM: Go to Demon Puppetry Class . . .

6:30 PM: . . . And assassinate the teacher for giving away my secrets (he was a fool anyway to cross I, Naraku)

7 PM: Send a puppet out to keep Inuyasha's group 'company' and to taunt them with my ingenious plots

7:30 PM: Write another sadistic poem about torturing Kikyo and add it to my wall

8 PM: Send Kohaku out of my way. Maybe to kill Sango again. Just to get him out of my way

8:15 PM: Gather Jewel Shards (though I have most of them anyway because I, Naraku am perfect)

11 PM: Gather more dark forces to supply me with fresh bodies and to torture the infamous whelp

12 AM: Take an aromatic bath and admire myself for my acheivements the last fifty years

1 AM: Meditate on how great I am until morning

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That's Naraku for ya. Tell me what you thought.

Special Thanks to Miara, Kissa-chan, and Black Demon 543 for reviewing

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