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MaiEvilYuki
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Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 02-16-04 - Published: 05-22-03 - id:1354836
A/N: Hm, I have the habit of only updating when ppl are sick of waiting to the point that they stop reading. I've been updating a lot lately, however. But I have this darn 3page essay to do on opium! Grrr... Maybe I should ask Megumi for help! ^_^ (If you've never seen Rurouni Kenshin, you won't get what I just said!)

Disclaimer: You know how it is!

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Heero: ...

Trowa: ...

Heero: ...You're in my dream.

Trowa: ...You're in MY dream...

Heero: Maybe I'm dreaming of you.

Trowa: Maybe vise versa...

And now, a staring contest, we have silence...

Isn't this dream just interesting?

Trowa: So... What do we do now?

Heero: I don't know.

Finally noticing their atmosphere, they see that, they are at some sort of cemetary.

Heero: Maybe we aren't dreaming.

They notice a tombstone that read, Heero and Relena Yuy.

Heero&Trowa: Yup, this is a dream.

Our two pilots stand there not doing anything... How do they get out of this dream?

Heero: I'm homicidal.

Trowa: What are you getting at?

Heero: Omai o kerosu!

(did I spell that right? o.o I forgot how!)

Trowa: *sweatdrops* Um, now's not the time to be homicidal.

Heero: *pulls out a gun*

Trowa: Look, a nice cliff to jump off from!

The other pilot does not budge.

Ok, this is getting nowhere...

Duo: Bow down to me, fools! I am the great shinigami!

Wufei: And I, his lowly servant!

Trowa: My God, now I am 130% positive this is a dream!

Duo: Now, Wing Zero, kill them both!

Heero: What the-Wing Zero?

Wing Zero: But me no want kill homicidal maniac!

Heero: I did not know you thought so lowly of me.

Wing Zero: Me is sorry.

Trowa: Couldn't you afford to get your gundam schooling like the rest of us?

Heero: Schooling?

Duo: You dare defy me, you piece of trash metal?

Wing Zero: Sorry master! .

Heero: That's it! Where's my gun?

Wufei: *waves gun* Shinigami rules over all!

Duo: If you do not do as I command, then I shall MAKE you!

Duo tries to get to the cockpit, but unfortunately, cannot reach... Due to the gundam's size...

Duo: Blast...

Heero: Only I can do the imppossible.

How DO these guys get into their gundams sometimes?

Trowa: *sips coffee* Your gundam and weapons are my problem.

Duo: Wufei, bring me some pieces from that scrap metal Heavy Arms and build me a ladder!

Wufei: Yes, sir.

Trowa: WHAT?

Heero: I guess it is both our problems now. *smirk*

Duo: AH! HE'S SMILING!

Quatre: That's the key, Heero, Duo must be so used to you not smiling... This must a frightening experience in which his tiny brain can not handle.

Trowa: And where were you?

Quatre: Donut shop, want one? ^_^

Trowa: ...No thanks.

Heero: This is for stealing my gundam. *smirk*

Duo: EEK!

Heero: This is for having your monkey servant steal my gun. *smiley*

Duo: ACK!

Wufei: WHO'S a monkey servant?

Trowa: I wonder.

Heero: And this... This is just for the pleasure of seeing you suffer... *GRIN*

Duo: I'm meeeeelting! *melts...*

Quatre: Oh my God... *faints*

Trowa: Not this again...

Wufei: A man does not faint from seeing a human being melt from the inside out.

Heero: I've used up my smiling rasion for the month... Even if this is only a dream.

Black out...

Heero and Trowa both open their eyes at the same time.

Heero: That was... Fun.

Trowa: Where are we?

He sees that him and the other three pilots were tangled and hanging from the wires they had fallen asleep in.

Duo: Yay! Everyone's awake now!

Heero: You still alive?

Duo: Uh... I think. :?

~*~

zzz...zzzz... I feel grumpy! So review... Or else! And this means we'll finally be able to go and save Quatre from that evil Relena Peacecraft! :D

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