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Heero: ...
Trowa: ...
Heero: ...You're in my dream.
Trowa: ...You're in MY dream...
Heero: Maybe I'm dreaming of you.
Trowa: Maybe vise versa...
And now, a staring contest, we have silence...
Isn't this dream just interesting?
Trowa: So... What do we do now?
Heero: I don't know.
Finally noticing their atmosphere, they see that, they are at some sort of cemetary.
Heero: Maybe we aren't dreaming.
They notice a tombstone that read, Heero and Relena Yuy.
Heero&Trowa: Yup, this is a dream.
Our two pilots stand there not doing anything... How do they get out of this dream?
Heero: I'm homicidal.
Trowa: What are you getting at?
Heero: Omai o kerosu!
(did I spell that right? o.o I forgot how!)
Trowa: *sweatdrops* Um, now's not the time to be homicidal.
Heero: *pulls out a gun*
Trowa: Look, a nice cliff to jump off from!
The other pilot does not budge.
Ok, this is getting nowhere...
Duo: Bow down to me, fools! I am the great shinigami!
Wufei: And I, his lowly servant!
Trowa: My God, now I am 130% positive this is a dream!
Duo: Now, Wing Zero, kill them both!
Heero: What the-Wing Zero?
Wing Zero: But me no want kill homicidal maniac!
Heero: I did not know you thought so lowly of me.
Wing Zero: Me is sorry.
Trowa: Couldn't you afford to get your gundam schooling like the rest of us?
Heero: Schooling?
Duo: You dare defy me, you piece of trash metal?
Wing Zero: Sorry master! .
Heero: That's it! Where's my gun?
Wufei: *waves gun* Shinigami rules over all!
Duo: If you do not do as I command, then I shall MAKE you!
Duo tries to get to the cockpit, but unfortunately, cannot reach... Due to the gundam's size...
Duo: Blast...
Heero: Only I can do the imppossible.
How DO these guys get into their gundams sometimes?
Trowa: *sips coffee* Your gundam and weapons are my problem.
Duo: Wufei, bring me some pieces from that scrap metal Heavy Arms and build me a ladder!
Wufei: Yes, sir.
Trowa: WHAT?
Heero: I guess it is both our problems now. *smirk*
Duo: AH! HE'S SMILING!
Quatre: That's the key, Heero, Duo must be so used to you not smiling... This must a frightening experience in which his tiny brain can not handle.
Trowa: And where were you?
Quatre: Donut shop, want one? ^_^
Trowa: ...No thanks.
Heero: This is for stealing my gundam. *smirk*
Duo: EEK!
Heero: This is for having your monkey servant steal my gun. *smiley*
Duo: ACK!
Wufei: WHO'S a monkey servant?
Trowa: I wonder.
Heero: And this... This is just for the pleasure of seeing you suffer... *GRIN*
Duo: I'm meeeeelting! *melts...*
Quatre: Oh my God... *faints*
Trowa: Not this again...
Wufei: A man does not faint from seeing a human being melt from the inside out.
Heero: I've used up my smiling rasion for the month... Even if this is only a dream.
Black out...
Heero and Trowa both open their eyes at the same time.
Heero: That was... Fun.
Trowa: Where are we?
He sees that him and the other three pilots were tangled and hanging from the wires they had fallen asleep in.
Duo: Yay! Everyone's awake now!
Heero: You still alive?
Duo: Uh... I think. :?
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zzz...zzzz... I feel grumpy! So review... Or else! And this means we'll finally be able to go and save Quatre from that evil Relena Peacecraft! :D