By: Enkidu

Well, this is the last chapter! *sniff* What a long, strange journey this has been? (cliché) _ Anywho, thank you all for reading and reviewing all my previous 9 chapters. As you know, I am strongly against that stupid NC- 17 rule on , so, therefore, this will be the last fic I'm ever sending them. Atleast, until if they ever change the rule. *sigh* So, hopefully, you'll find my new fics wherever I decide to put them, although, I'm thinking of just sending 'em to . Not sure, yet. But thanks to all those loyal people who've stuck by me since I sent my first fic. Well, actually my first fic was a finalfantasy7 one that really sucked, so I abandoned it. But, anywho, people started reviewing after I wrote "You Drive Me Crazy", so that's very kind. I'm getting emotional. Alright, well, here goes. Please read and enjoy!!!

Chapter 10: The Finale

Last Time: Malik said, "Dude, where's my motorcycle?"

Bakura slapped Malik in the back of the head. "It's over there, you imbecile." He pointed to the motorcycle's parking space.

"Oh," was all Malik said.

"When the hell did you start saying 'dude'?"

"Must've picked it up from Rishido. He's addicted to American television," Malik explained as the two boys walked towards the motorcycle. "You know what, let's just walk," the Egyptian suggested. Bakura just shrugged, and both boys took off to the streets.

A few blocks later, Otogi came running down the street in his underwear with his pants on his head. He was screaming rabidly until he approached a very curious Malik and Bakura.

"Oh, it's you two," Otogi said nervously.

"Care to explain?" Malik asked pointing to Otogi's current state of undress.

"I am PANTS MAN!!!!!"

Bakura rolled his eyes, "Yes, of course. That makes sense."

"Um about last night," Otogi said while shifting around anxiously from foot to foot. "Look, I can explain!!! Alright, when I asked you for a spanking, I didn't mean an actual spanking. I'm not into that kinky S & M stuff. I meant a polite slap to my ass"

Malik and Bakura both simultaneously raised their eyebrows.

"Alright!!!! I admit it," Otogi yelled suddenly, "I've been a very bad boy!!! I need to be spanked."

"Wait," Malik interrupted, "you knew it was us?"

Otogi just rolled his eyes and placed his hands on his hips. "Of course I did. It'd take an idiot not to notice that only you two possess that weird hair and those creepy eyes."

The tomb robber glared angrily and grabbed the green-eyed boy by the collar. "What happened last night?"

"You mean you don't remember?" Otogi asked weakly.

"We were drunk!" Malik and Bakura yelled at the same time.

Otogi shook his head. "Um..nothing...nothing happened. Nothing at all. I did not come on to either of you. I did not think you two were trying to prostitute yourselves to me. And, I most certainly did not ask for a spanking!"

The tomb robber turned his head to look at Malik who just shrugged his shoulders. "We're going to let you go just because you amuse us," Bakura whispered darkly, "but, if you ever ask us to spank you, I can't promise you that you're penis (1) will remain attached to your body."

"Can't you guys come up with a different threat? You threatened me with that last Friday when I asked Malik to take off his pants and walk like an Egyptian(2). C'mon!!! It's getting old!!"

"You know, he's right," Malik commented.

"I suppose we do overuse that threat," Bakura placed Otogi on the ground. "Okay, how's about this. If you ever ask us for a spanking, we'll feed you your own bowels."

"Used it," Otogi muttered boredly.

"Ooh! We'll stab you with a fork over and over and over," Malik shouted excitedly.

"That'll do!" Otogi said before running off quickly while screaming and waving his hands in the air like he just don't care. (3)

There was another shrugging of the shoulders by the two boys before they continued off on their destination. They walked down the sidewalk for a while, staring at various strange people when they come upon a random television store. As usual, televisions were stacked in front of the window showing various channels. Both boys stopped immediately to stare at one of the televisions when Kaiba's face suddenly appeared on the television sets.

The news anchor, a middle-aged lady with a nasal voice, came onto the screen. "Last night," she began, "famed rapist Seto Kaiba was captured after trying to rape a young teenage girl on the street. Here's some footage of the arrest taken by our resident creepy video camera guy."

Footage:

Kaiba: I'm not a rapist!!! That girl's a boy!!! She has a penis!!!! I'm not a rapist!!!!

Cop #1: *punches Kaiba* Shut up!

End footage.

Malik and Bakura were laughing wildly in front of the t.v. sets.

"That was beautiful," Malik whispered wiping a tear from his eye.

"I wish we could have remembered," Bakura muttered sadly.

"Oh well. Let's go to the bar and get drunk!" Malik said before skipping off.

The tomb robber raised an eyebrow. /Where the hell did he pick up skipping from?/

A couple of more blocks later, both boys stopped at that bar they were in last night, which was currently a nightclub again just because it'll screw up the plot if it weren't. Got it? Got it. Moving along, they easily slipped through the bouncer because if not, he would be stabbed with a fork over and over and over and over. So, both boys entered the club, which was filled with loud booming music. They looked around for a while before spotting Joey and Honda craning their heads to the side at the beat of the music (4).

"What the hell are they doing?" Bakura asked in fear.

"Don't stare directly AT them," Malik warned.

Just then, two beautiful young girls walked up to Honda and Joey.

"Hi, I'm Michelle," the tall blonde girl said with a smile.

"And I'm Jenn," the shorter brown-haired one said.

"Do you want to dance with us?" Michelle asked flirtatiously.

Joey and Honda looked at each other for a few seconds, their eyes widening in fear.

"You two Are women, right?" Joey asked trying to peak under Michelle's skirt.

"Yeah! These have to be real!" Honda commented as he felt Jenn's breast.

The two girls glared angrily at the boys before slapping them hard.

"We were going to offer you oral pleasure," Michelle spat out, "but now you two can just go fuck yourselves!"

Both of the girls walked away from a very disappointed-looking Honda and Joey.

"Poor bastards," Malik muttered to Bakura before breaking out into laughter.

Honda and Joey turned to glare at the two laughing boys.

"Yeah, laugh it up," the blonde sneered evilly.

"We are," Malik pointed out in between laughs.

Joey just narrowed his eyes. "You ruined women for us!!! I'm never going to get a freaking date again!!!" He then got a wide-eyed look as if finally realizing something. "Damn it! That's it! I'm going gay! Come on, Honda, let's go have sex!" He proceeded to drag Honda out of the nightclub, while the brown haired boy just shrugged and went along.

"You owe me 5 bucks," Bakura said with a grin.

Malik rolled his eyes before forking over the cash. All of the sudden, the lights dimmed and the song 'Boys and Girls' from Blur started playing once again.

"It's our song, Bakura," Malik whispered sentimentally. "Dance with me."

The Egyptian grabbed the smaller boy and pushed scantily clad couples out of the way as he walked to the dance floor. He quickly wrapped his arms around the white-haired boy, grinding their hips together suggestively. Bakura smirked and wrapped his hands around the tanned boy's neck pressing his lips firmly against the other's lips. He pulled away after a few seconds as he saw two very familiar faces.

"Hey, isn't that Trent and Andy?" he whispered into Malik's ear.

Malik craned his head a bit to look at the direction Bakura was pointing to. Yes, it was indeed the two boys that they had met the night before. They appeared to be laughing at some sort of joke, while sipping on margaritas.

"Stupid wussy-drinking low lifes," Malik sneered. He was then hit with a memory of last night. He remembered Trent crawling over Bakura's lifeless body. Trent was trying to grope Bakura. He remembered the boy looking at the former tomb robber with hunger. He also remembered Trent's shocked face as he peeked under Bakura's skirt. The Egyptian boy's eyes narrowed in anger as he began to see red. "Why don't we pay them a visit?" Malik said as he started to saunter over to the two boy's table with Bakura following curiously.

"Hello," Malik whispered into Andy's ear, startling him.

". Do I know you?" Andy asked in fear.

Trent's eyes widened to the size of saucers. "Oh shit," the boy muttered.

Malik smirked darkly before grabbing a convenient fork and nearing Trent. "Last night," Malik began, "you touched my boyfriend's penis! I come to avenge him!!!"

The Egyptian lunged at the poor defenseless boy with the fork in hand, ready for battle. Bakura's eyes widened slightly. /He did what!?!?/

The tomb robber quickly pulled Malik off Trent. "Oh, allow me, my dear," Bakura said as he cast very creepy looking eyes on Trent.

Ten minutes later, Trent and Andy found themselves naked and hanging from a power line.

"I still can't believe you groped a guy," Andy muttered.

"I didn't know!!!!!" Trent yelled pathetically. "Why, gods, why!?!? All I ever wanted to do was sleep with two hot bi's!!! Is that so much to ask!?!?"

"Dude, are you gay?" Andy asked in annoyance.

"I'm not gay, dude!"

"Dude, are you gay?"

"I'm not gay, dude!"

"Dude, are you gay?"

"I'm not gay!!!!"

And so, they continued like that until a pigeon flew by and gnawed on their ropes, causing them to plummet a couple of feet and severely hurt their private parts.

Meanwhile, Malik and Bakura were walking down the street in triumph.

"Well," Malik began, "this has turned out to be quite an interesting two days."

"Yes. Although, I could have gone without that guy groping hearing about Otogi wanting a spanking," Bakura muttered in return.

"Who knew dressing like women could have such interesting results," the Egyptian commented as he wrapped an arm casually around Bakura's waist. He slipped his hand lower into the other's pants before raising one of his eyebrows. "?"

"Yes?"

"Are you wearing a thong?"

Bakura stayed silent for a few seconds. "...yes..."

"Why?" Malik wondered.

"I couldn't find my underwear, okay!?!" Bakura yelled suddenly. Then, he smiled. "Besides, it's comfortable."

Malik's eyes widened slightly. "Perhaps you enjoyed this whole experience way too much. I hope you don't become a full-time transvestite."

Bakura rolled his eyes. "I'm not the only one," the tomb robber responded with a grin before running his hand over Malik's back, stopping to snap the other's bra strap.

The Egyptian blushed slightly. "It makes me feel pretty, damn it!"

"Whatever you say, Malik."

So, they both walked into the sunset to create some other sort of mischief. Whatever it is, we can all remain sure that they'll do it together.

Epilogue:

Bakura- Did not become a full-time transvestite, but is currently enjoying a VERY good sex life at the result of his thong wearing.

Malik- Eventually stopped wearing the bra (for reasons unknown, but it had something to do with people thinking he was a girl). He also enjoys a good sex life at the expense of having to jump the white-haired boy in public.

Isis- Has blackmail footage on Malik and Bakura being drunk and admitting that Seto has a nice ass.

Speaking of which.

Seto- Was eventually free from jail after agreeing not to rape anymore people and by helping to capture the real rapist, Pegasus.

Joey- Had sex with Honda a couple of times, then Yugi, then Seto, then Yami, then Ryou, and so on and so on.

Honda- Was dumped by Joey and ended up spanking Otogi in a little bo peep costume 0_0

Otogi- Was arrested for public spanking.

Fluffy- Was eventually barbecued and eaten by Bakura.

Trent & Andy- Eventually became gay, and now are active members of GLAD.

Yugi- Deserves a bigger role in this fic (I apologize), but doesn't hold the crazy author accountable.

Yami- Should have appeared in the fic, too.

Anzu- Didn't do anything, so why bother mentioning her?

Here's some other people that made no appearance: Shadi, Pegasus, Rex, Mako, Bandit, Mai, Bones, Crochet, Kino, Rishido, etc.

-Fin-

Well, after finishing this fic, I finally decided that I shall send my new fics to . So, you can read the new ones there under the same name 'Enkidu', assuming ofcourse, that some bastardous ingrate hasn't taken it. I'm too lazy to upload my old ones there, too, so you can continue readin' em here on . I'm also looking for personal websites that want my fics. Let's see, well thanks to all the reviewers. This has been my most reviewed story (yay) and plz review this chapter, b/c this is my last story here!!!! Waaaaaahhhhh!!!!! So, I want reviews to remember you all by. =*************(

Some Notes:

(1)obligatory use of the word 'penis'.

(2)I was thinking about that song from the bangles. And then, I thought, 'hey! Malik's Egyptian'. Tee hee..

(3)Sorry, I just started that line and then I thought about the song, and there you go..

(4)If you've seen SNL or 'A Night at the Roxbury's' you know what I'm talking about.