By Al Kristopher

This just goes to show how morbid one person can become.

A is for Auron who withered away,

B is for Bartz who got threshed with some hay.

C is for Cid, drowned in the lake,

D is for Dagger who drank poison by mistake.

E is for Edward, attacked by a bear,

F is for Faris, wandering in the wrong lair.

G is for Gogo who stepped on a mine,

H is for Hojo who hung on a line.

I is for Irvine, trapped under the dock,

J is for Josef, squished by a rock.

K is for Kain who swallowed a razor,

L is for Leon, struck down by a laser.

M is for Maria, blown apart in the head,

N is for Nida who was just plain old dead.

O is for Ovelia who was violently thrown,

P is for Palom, turned into a stone.

Q is for Quina who stuffed itself sick,

R is for Rikku who drank a foul mick.

S is for Sephiroth, strangled by a lyre,

T is for Terra who burned in a fire.

U is for Umaro who froze in the snow,

V is for Vivi, suffering from woe.

W is for Wedge, mauled by a wolf,

X is for Xu who fell off the roof.

Y is for Yuffie, ripped apart by the mice,

Z is for Zidane who fell through the ice.