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Vegita didn't know why he was doing this. Wait...yes, yes he did. That onna threatened him with starvation if he didn't do as she said. That’s why he was out here...in a pet store...with chibi-Trunks....and thousands upon thousands of small furry animals that were trying to bite his head off. Life Sucked.

"Otousan! Look at those two! Look what they're doing!" Chibi-Trunks yelled, pointing at a small hamster cage where two rodents were currently going at it like crazy. Vegita sweat dropped and pushed his son away.

"But I wanted to see what they were doing-"

"Shut up brat. The weaklings need their privacy."

"Uhh...Ok otousan...If you say so..." With that said, Trunks ran off into the farther reaches of the store, leaving Vegita alone with the horny pair.

"Hey Vegita! What are you doing here?"

Faster that you can say 'Obey the mighty slipper', the Ouji spun around, prepared to blow the attackers head off. No…he wasn't paranoid...Just overly concerned about his health. And yet, the paran-...uhh, worrying was for nothing.

".....Kakarotto...."

Goku smiled in that I'm-a-complete-idiot way and waved. Vegita sighed. This just wasn't his day. As if being stuck in a pet store wasn't bad enough. Now he had to be stuck in a pet store with that third class baka.

"What do you want Kakarotto?" he snarled, scaring the nearby goldfish.

"Heh, Chichi said that she had to clean the house and didn't want me getting in the way, so she told me to take Goten out somewhere." Goku said, putting his hand behind his head and laughing.

".....Great....."

~*~Now to where Chibi-Trunks is...~*~

Trunks looked at another gerbil and sweat dropped. Animals in this store sure were horny. Suddenly, a hand come out of the darkness and tapped him on the back. Eyes wide, he spun around in the same manner as his father.

"Oh, Goten, it's only you. Don't do that!" Trunks screamed at the oblivious clone of Goku.

"Sorry Trunks."

"Its no problem. Why are you here anyway?"

"Okasan told me and my dad to leave the house for a while." Goten said, smiling brightly.

"Ok. So, you wanna do something?" Trunks asked, grinning evilly. His friend blinked.

"Uh, sure! What do you wanna do?"

"You shall see Goten...you shall see..."

~*~Back to Vegita and Goku~*~

"Where is that damn brat?!" Vegita yelled, making a random parakeet loose control of its bladder.

"Don't worry Vegita. He's probably playing with Goten."

"And that's supposed to be reassuring?"

"Uh..." Goku said, rubbing his head.

"For all I know, your brat is making my brat go soft this very minute! And that will not be allowed!" he screamed, stomping his foot for good measure. It was Goku's turn to sweat drop.

"Calm down! I'm sure he's-"

Unfortunately, Goku never did get to finish his sentence, for out of the far reaches of space-...err...the store, came a tidal wave of millions of small, furry, feathery things.

"What the Hell??" Vegita screamed, jumping into the air to avoid an army of mice. Sadly, Goku was too slow, and was swallowed by around 250 or so gophers. He didn't even have time to wonder why the freak gophers were here in the first place.

"AAAHHHH! Vegita! Help me!!" came a muffled voice from below the fuzzy pileup. Vegita smirked and crossed his arms in midair.

"What’s wrong Kakarotto? Can't handle some weak gophers?"

~*~Back to Trunks and Goten...~*~

"Uh...Trunks, I'm not sure that was such a good idea..." Goten whispered from his hiding place behind a huge 50lb bag of Ferret Food.

"Off course it was! Don't be such a mamas boy!" Trunks whispered back, smushed inside a small dog house.

"But did we have to free the Tarantulas and Snakes too?" Goten whined, eying a small Garter Snake with distrust. Trunks rolled his eyes.

"Just cause your afraid of them-"

"I'm not afraid!"

"Suuuurrreee your not." he said, peeking outside into the isle to see if their otousans were coming after them.

"Trunks...how long do we have to hide anyway?" Goten asked.

"It depends." Trunks answered.

"On what?"

"Well...we either give ‘em time to cool off and 'not' want to kill us...or the animals will eat ‘em alive and then we have nothing to worry about! Plain and simple!"

Goten dropped the dog treat he was happily munching on as tears formed in the corners of his eyes.

"But Trunks..." he whined, "I don't want my dad to be eaten alive!! My mom will be sooo mad at me!!"

"Kami-sama, I was just kidding! Grow up why don't you?" he said, rolling his eyes at his naive friend.

"I am grown up! See? I'm almost as tall as you!"

"Not what I meant..."

~*~ Vegita and Goku once more...~*~

"Kakarotto..."

"Yes Vegita?" Goku said, still under the mass of small, warm bodies.

"As much as I know you'd enjoy having rodent droppings in your hair...get out from under there before I blast you to the next dimension."

Slowly levitating above the wave of fur so as not to hurt the animals, Goku appeared next to the Ouji with a gopher on his head.

"Guess what Vegita?" he said happily, a large grin on his feces covered face.

"Nani?" Vegita replied, grimacing at the stench coming off the third class baka.

"I made a new friend!" he pointed at the gopher, "His name is Bob! Bob likes French fries! He names them Skippy!"

"...............I'm not even going to ask...........In fact, I'm leaving."

With that said, he flew out of the store at top speed and pointed his palm at the foul store.

"Sayonara." he said, smirking evilly. He fired a medium sized Ki blast.

~*~ Trunks and Goten...~*~

"Goten? Do you hear that noise...?" Trunks asked, looking out of the dog house.

"Huh? What noise?" Goten replied, blinking a few times.

"That noise. It kinda sounds like a missile heading toward us."

"Oh! Yea, I hear it now! It kinda reminds me of a Ki blast."

"Me too-.....Oh crap..."

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Vegita looked at his handy work with pride, his smirk widening as he saw Kakarotto, Trunks, and Goten climbing out of the remains in soot covered clothes with bits of poop still in their hair. The animals, amazingly, all survived without a scratch. (an: Like 'I' would hurt small innocent animals! Ha!)

Trunks looked at his younger friend and sweat dropped.

"Next time I say I want a pet...knock me out."

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