I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,

I'm the only one I know,

I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,

In my band…

I show up for tryouts with my best friend Krista,

Only to find out they're all playin Twister…

I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,

In my band…
Well, me and the senior, we both hate Avril,

But I've got this crazy yearning for metal…

I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,

In my band…

I made a wish to the Goddess of Rhythm,

That we can get some Hot Topic uniforms this season,

I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,

In my band…

These long grueling practices are taking their toll,

I'm starting to giggle at the end of every go…

I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,

I'm the only one I know…

I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,

In my band…