A/N: REVIEWS AND OTHER READERS WHO DO NOT REVIEW!

Why I try and figure out what I am going to make with Part 3 of the Totally Insane dude, here is a happy funny FILLER! XD Like, when you are watching an anime and during summer break they tend to put filler while they make more episodes? o.o xD Ok then! Here it is!

Author: Shatsui

Warnings: Humorness. Please don't die laughing, if you do, I'll go to jail for writing and being myself. o.o

Type: Humor and maybe even a little ...more...humor... o.o

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Inuyasha. I do own this story, Bob, myself, and any other characters that seem extremely unfamiliar to you.

Shatsui: -is sitting in a big fancy red leather chair- Thank you chives! That'll be all! -waves to chives-

Announcer: My name...isn't...chives...

Shatsui: -stops waving- ...Oh...It...It isn't? ...Good bye then Jeeves! -waves again-

Announcer: -sighs and walks off the stage-

Shatsui: Ok then, here are our guests! Inuyasha! From the amazing show, Inuyasha! -flicks on the "you better clap your hands if you wanna live" sign-

People in the audience: -start clapping nervously-

Shatsui: -flicks off the sign-

Inuyasha: -walks over to a small green squishy stool- You know, the show isn't even really about ME? It's about Kagome. Why did they name the show after ME if it wasn't really about ME?

Shatsui: Well, aren't we a little -cough- SELF ABSORBED! -COUGH!-

Inuyasha: What was that?

Shatsui: Why, Nothing but the lovely birds sitting just above the room! -points at the dozens of birds- And I will send them on the crowd later this evening for the viewers entertainment! -flicks on the sign again and begins clapping-

Audience: -some clap. Others try to escape the building for their lives.-

Shatsui: Tut, tut, tut, tut! Let's be reasonable! -pushes a button that locks all the doors- Now, our next guest is, Kagome Higurashi! -turns off sign...and then quickly turns it back on.-

Audience: -claps...some are still trying to evacuate the building-

Kagome: Hello Shatsui. May I call you Shatsui?

Shatsui: Why! Of COURSE not! Call me Prudence!

Kagome: Prudence?

Shatsui: Yes! Prudence! After the hedgehog I never had!

Kagome: Oh...Ok Prudence.

Shatsui: Why on EARTH are you calling me Prudence? It's not like I never had a hedgehog that I was going to name Prudence!

Kagome: B-but you just...said..

Shatsui: Oh goodness gracious! I thought you were a smart girl! No wonder you fail all your tests!

Kagome: Wha-?

Inuyasha: Hey! You have no right talking to Kagome that way!

Shatsui: Ohohohohohoho! But I DO you silly monkey!

Inuyasha: Why you- If you weren't me in all of the Inuyasha quizzes you ever took, I'D-!

Shatsui: Wahahahaha! You poor boy. -presses a large red button that opens a trap door in the floor and both Inuyasha and Kagome fall through screaming- Whoopsy...

(My imaginary friend Bob enters.)

Bob: Hol-er, I mean- Shatsui!

Shatsui: Yo, Bob! What's up?

Bob: That's just it! Nothing! The birds are gone!

Shatsui: What?

Bob: Johnathon opened up the ceiling and all of the birds escaped! -grabs his hair and stomps his foot-

Shatsui: -paces back and forth- What are we going to do? If the birds are gone, we can't-!

Audience: -cheers and applause sound out throughout the room-

Shatsui: Oh great God above! ... I guess we're just going to have to use the octopi and rabid zebras.

Audience: -stops applauding...starts screaming and trying to escape...again-

Shatsui: You poor, poor people! Whatever shall we do? You were looking forward to the birds!

(Enter Miroku and Sango)

Miroku: What's wrong? Why are they trying to leave?

Shatsui: Mimi-kun!

Sango: Shatsui! You have gone too far! You're throwing the humans into a sheer panic! -raises her Hiraikotsu-

Shatsui: San-san!

Miroku: We have to calm them all down! -readies wind tunnel in case of danger-

Shatsui: All I said was I was going to release- Hey is that a squirrel?

Sango: No that's just Ship- -looks over shoulder- Hey, that really is a squirrel...

Miroku: No! Sango! You're allergic to squirrels! KAZANA! -opens wind tunnel-

Sango: -screams and holds onto a light pole-

Shatsui: -screams for joy- I've never been sucked up before! -throws arms into the air- Whee!

Miroku: No! I mustn't suck up Shatsui-sama and Sango! -closes wind tunnel-

(Inuyasha pops out of nowhere)

Inuyasha: Miroku! What are you doing?

Miroku: I had to suck up the squirrel!

(Enter Kagome)

Kagome: But you could have gotten yourself killed!

Miroku: I don't care! Even if there are poison bees all around us! I had to do it!

Inuyasha: -punches Miroku in the stomach- You idiot! Don't you know we are all strong enough to fend for ourselves? I have enough power to save us all!

Kagome: Yeah! And I'm the reincarnation of a dead woman! If we all work together, we can win!

(Enter Shippo)

Shippo: -sings- If we all work together we can do iiit-!

Shatsui: -punches Shippo off the screen before he can finish his song- Okay then!

Miroku: -spits- Gah...

Sango: We can defend ourselves, Miroku. I don't want you to feel like you have everything on your shoulders and your alone!

Kagome: Yeah- H...Heeey! Inuyasha, we could work for the Justice League!

Inuyasha: But they'd have to give us weird names!

Kagome: So? I already have them picked out!

Inuyasha: When did you-?

Kagome: I always knew we'd join the Justice League, so I picked them out years ago!

Inuyasha: ...Oh...

Kagome: -Takes out a piece of paper- Here, I'll read... ahem! Sango would be Boomerang Woman, Shippo would be Raccoon Boy-

Shippo: WHAT?

Kagome: -Miroku would be Black Hole Man, Inuyasha, you'd be The Dog Boy, and I would be Miko Girl- The Amazing and Spectacular! Here, I also have a list for our arch enemies and rivals and love interests an-

Inuyasha: Love interests? -twitches-

Shatsui: Ohohohoho! That's all well and good Kagome, but, you forgot one thing...

Kagome: What?

Shatsui: You already belong to a show! And Super Man is engaged to Bat Girl! Aaaahahaha! -pulls long black lever that opens a large trap door that all Inuyasha cast falls through- Whoopsy...

(In a large land far away)

Sesshomaru: They have yet to pay me for that Puff Puff's commercial.

Rin: Sue 'em!

Sesshomaru: No. If I do, it would create a battle. Battles are tedious when unneeded.

Rin: But what if you are able to make much money from suing them, Sesshomaru-sama?

Sesshomaru: …I didn't think about that, Rin. Perhaps I shall ponder suing them.

Rin: Hurray for court houses!

Sesshomaru: Rin, where is Jaken?

Rin: I do not know M'Lord!

Jaken: HEEELP MEEE! LORD SESSHOMARUUU! -dangles from high up-

Person: Eheh...Eheheheheheh...heh...heheheheheheheh...HEH...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH...

Jaken: LOOORD SESSHOMARUUU-AWK! -faints-

A/N:

Alright. First I would love to thank everyone for reading and supporting my insane mind. Secondly, I would like to apologize for all of the MANY mistakes I have made is past chapters as far as grammar, punctuation, and spelling goes. When I have time (or when I feel like it) I will revise ALL of the past chapters to make them crisp, clean, and problem free! Thank you all, once again, for reading! It means a lot to me! And please, do check out my other fanfictions! I will begin updating those very soon, as well! Patience is a virtue, and you have all been very patient! Thank you!

Shatsui