i have decided to add some bloopers to my story. i'm sure the actors occasionally messed up (or was it still live then? I don't think it was. . .) O WELL!

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Scene: Mary Ann and Ginger's Hut

Ginger: (looking at herself in mirror) I feel pretty...oh so pretty; I feel pretty and something...la la...

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Scene: Breakfast Table

Professor: Look, there they are!

Mr. Howell: Look what we-WOAH! *Thurston trips, and the camera he's holding goes flying through the air*

Mrs. Howell: *in slow motion; drops to her knees* NNNNNNNNOOOO!

Ginger: Somebody catch it! That's the only camera we have on set!

Gilligan: *pointing to camera currently filming them* What about that one?

Mary Ann: *leaping out of seat, jumps forward* Hey, I caught it!...Director?

*director faints from anxiety*

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Scene: Still the breakfast table

Professor: Don't you see? This camera is our ticket off the island!

Gilligan: How can we all possibly float away on that tiny camera?

Ginger: Because it doubles as an inflatable raft! DUH!

*cast and crew start laughing hysterically*

Gilligan: *scratching his head* I don't get it...

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Scene: STILL the breakfast table

Mr. Howell: Shouldn't we see if there's any film in it? *opens camera*

Ginger: NO, YOU IDIOT! You need to stand in shade! EVERYONE knows that the film will be ruined if you have it under direct sunlight!

Director:...really?

Mary Ann: Yeah, even I knew that-and I'm a dorky little farmgirl from Kansas!

Ginger: Yeah, you Dorothy Gale Wanna-Be!

Mary Ann: *gasps* I am NOT a Dorothy Gale Wanna-Be! I'm a GINGER GRANT Wanna-Be! I idolize you!

Ginger...really? I'm flattered.

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Scene: Test Run

Ginger: You weren't born with a name like Professor, were you?

Professor: *mocking anger* Are you saying that my birth name is STUPID! HOW DARE YOU, CAITLIN REYNOLDS!

Ginger: *gasping* Wow, is it really? Oh, I'm so sorry!

Professor: *sarcastic* Yeah. I was really born with a first name like Professor.

Mrs. Howell: *off-stage* My mother almost named me Tea Cup!

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Scene: Still the Test Run

*Mary Ann cracks her knuckles, causing Ginger to jump and scream*

Professor: Ginger, what is it?

Ginger: SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN! MAKE HER STOP!

Skipper: Mary Ann, I thought we told you not to crack your knuckles for this scene!

Mary Ann: *cracking her knuckles* I'm sorry, I just do it so absentmindedly!

Director: Get Ginger some ear plugs for this scene...

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Scene: Ginger's Dream

Mary Ann: That dress looks like a circus tent!

Ginger: Well I didn't-OUCH! *dress causes her to trip* WHO DESIGNED THIS RETARDED DRESS?

Mary Ann: *quietly* I, for one, highly respect Billie Burke for wearing this apparently difficult dress for shooting the Wizard of Oz.

Ginger: WHOEVER MADE THIS DRESS SHOULD DIE!

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Scene: Jungle place thing

Ginger: If it hadn't been for Gilligan, we'd never have met this way...*looks around for coconuts* Well wait a minute, where are the coconuts we're supposed to toast Gilligan with? I can't find them. . .

Professor: *pretending to be shocked, he puts his hand in front of a...certain...spot between his legs and whistles*

Ginger: *staring at him, then laughs hysterically* Ew, you know that's not what I meant! Gross! I mean the- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

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Scene: Beach w/ the Munsters

Eddie: Hey, look mom! *sees camera* What's that?

Lily: *Jaws music starts playing* It's a. . .a. . .EDDIE, IT'S A SHARK! AAAAAAAH! ...*face splits into a grin* Isn't that nice of him, Eddie? The little sharky warky wants to play with us!

Life Guard: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!

*Lily and Eddie smile, advancing the shark, as everyone else screams and runs for their lives away from the beach.*

Eddie: Can I bring him for a pet, mom?

Lily: I'm afraid not, Eddie. We don't have enough room, with Spot and all.

Eddie: But mom, isn't Marilyn doing a report on sharks?

Lily: Why, you're right! We must go home right away and tell Herman to came catch this shark for her!

Director: *as Lily and Eddie run home* Hey, wait a minute! You're supposed to want the CAMERA, not the...SHARK! ...

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The end! :)