A/N: holy rubber band balls- it's been forever for this fic!! I'm back now, for a little while anyway, and here's the next chapters for ya!!

NOTE: A Kitty chapter is what you all wanted, but a Wolverine chapter is what you'll be getting now! I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything for Kitty! Next time, prolly.

Disclaimer: I don't own x men evolution. I don't know what ever made you even think I did, either. But I'd like to find some of it, and use it against the world, please.

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Chapters: 10, 11, and 12!! WOLVERINE!

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Chapter 10: Cereal Characters Just Keep Tearing Apart His Cloned Family! Well, Once, Anyway.

Logan Ashemily McMcerson (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Yes that IS his real name!) walked down the street.

Why, you ask? Well it was just that that street was so wonderful, Logan simply had to walk on it. And he did so.

"I'm walking...on a street.....a really cool street....." Logan sang his 'walking.....on a street....a really cool street.....' song happily.

This was one of Logan's moments to ponder his past. Little did he know, that because he kept doing this, the lot we get on x men evolution is a bunch of biased wolverine episodes. I'm sure If Logan knew he was putting other important people out then he'd have stopped walking and thinking. Probably breathing too, because that's not much to ask of this guy. He's got that healing factor. You know, the one he used like, twice? Oho!

Anyway, Logan grew tired. His day had been quit the eventful one! First, he'd been arrested after beating up random 'ghoul in the black coat with ugly glasses' extras for a movie to be shot near Bayville.

Each time he'd lash out at them, he screamed; "TELL ME MY PAST!" and then tore them to dead and bloody pieces. They didn't answer! The nerve!!

So Logan had gotten a little arrested, broken out, and then went to the grocery store.

There he saw X23 but as he waved she ducked behind a card board cut out of Capin' Crunch, far from Logan's reach. He sniffled. WHY, DAMN YOU GOD, WERE CEREAL CHARACTERS ALWAYS TEARING APART HIS CLONED FAMILY?!

It just wasn't fair!!

After that, Logan went and jumped out of a plane- one of his new fancies!

Then Logan went to his anger management classes. They told him his anger was rooted in violence from the war. He spat on them, bombed their establishment, freed its Jewish employees and finally told them, "NO YOUR WRONG! Wrong-ies!"

Finally, he was walking down a spiffy street to return to the Institute.

A happy squirrel came up with wishes of prosperity and good will. Logan bit it's head off.

"Prolly wanted me ter join somethin......" Logan snarled.

Aint it funny? Logan seems to have more of a Southern accent then of any hopes of it being anything CLOSE to Canadian! I feel somewhat insulted.....

Logan decided to get to the Institute the faster way. He ran through walls of spikes and burning acid rivers! What joy, what fun!

When he finally reached the institute, he was a burning, rotting, bleeding loss of a man! Drama! Jamie came up and gave him a tight hug around his legs and wouldn't let go.

"Mr. Logan we love you!" he chirped. He was just so damn cute!!! Hugging an icky yucky corpse thingie like that! aww!

Logan said, with the utmost love and caring, "Jamie you little shit! Leggo!"

Jamie sniffled, shrugged, and skipped off! He had the attention span of a goldfish. He took no bother to Logan's meanie headed words. Tis fun how Kids can do that!

Then, Logan healed completely! Yay! Like he always can but doesn't always do! He was still irked at Jamie though. For hugging him.

Well, more so that it was Jamie and not Kitty or Rogue! He liked hugging little girls! Hugging little boys made him sound like a pansy!

Yesh.

"Now why did I come back here again.....?" Logan couldn't think of a reason! So, he checked his 'every use every time' watch and low and behold! It was time for another 'wolvie sub plot adventure!'

He'd fancy the Zoo this go around.

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Chapter 11: Logan Goes To The Zoo For Lack Of Something Better To Do!

"To the Zoo!!!" he declared, and this time took one of his many motorcycles, and drove off into a sunset that didn't belong in this hemisphere.....huh....

Logan WAS going to go to the sewers, but, 'Logan's in a sewer, Gee its Angsty' seemed a little over done that week....{1} And the four times before that he went on some AMAZING near death (but not) flashbacks and adventures!! With his magical monkey friend Waldo loyally by his side the whole time fighting ninjas!!! YAY!

But that was then, when the evolution writers were in charge. Now look! It's all ME! (A/N: BWAHAHAHA!)

Logan got to the Zoo, hopped the fence and didn't buy a ticket. Funny again isn't it?! He's such a LAW-abiding citizen, huh?! YEAH!

Besides, why should he have to pay to see his animal friends...or just Waldo, since the zoo adopted him.

Riddle the THAT batman!

He traveled the wonders of the zoo, unaware of it's fierce-um dangers!

GA! TACKY TOURISTS!

EEP! FIVE DOLLAR SNOW CONES!

DEAR GOD WHY- DEFLICITATED PENNIES THAT COST AN ASS WHIPIN' 51 CENTS TO GET!

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH- hey! Waldo! Yay!

"Waldo!!!" Logan cried out happily! A friend from his past and present he actually remembered, and remembered to send a happy birthday card too! And that's like a HUGE deal, man! Think about it! How many 'happy SKINT birthday' Cards have YOU gotten as of late? Huh- HUH??? That's what I thought! ^^

"Oh Waldo!" Logan and Waldo shared a moment alone. It was good to see one another.

Then Logan left. He just does that you know. Probably because Sabertooth was late for their daily scap! They always scrapped... so it wasn't Logan's fault if Sabs missed out!

As he was leaving, Waldo was crying. "Why do you keep leeeeeaveing me Logan??" he cried out. Logan shrugged.

"For lack of something better to do?"

___________________Um, Yeah that chapter sucked! But here's a highly paid Chapter Line Lawyer to fight my case that it wasn't that bad. Listen to him or he'll shoot you and make it look like the ice cream man did it.__________________

Chapter: My Frozen, Not Yet Dead Man Diary! he talks with capin America!

Actually, Logan DID have something better to do! Besides running from the law... he went to a SUPER SECRET place where his good old war buddy, frozen in a cooler, served as his day to day diary.

Ya see, Logan likes to tell frozen decade year old men dressed in spandex about his day. He always made time for Capin' America!!

Logan greeted his good friend/not a friend, 'Patch' and went about his time to make a diary entry to our dead war hero. (No, NOT Mickey Mouse.)

"soooooooooooooo! Today was REALLY fun! Storm said something funny this morning, but I forgot. Chucks said that we were gonna make peace with humans and live in peace forever and bla blaaah bla bla blaaaahhhh." Logan droned on. And then was chipper again. "I'm sorry!- but his shiny head was just SO distracting! Ooh! And THEN I went to the zoo and saw Waldo. You remember Waldo, that was fun. Oooh! But BEFORE that I saw my clone daughter/sister/ family ma jig at the piggly wiggly! Hehe! That's so funny! I saw my little girl clone and now I'm here talking to my frozen friend! Life's just so quirky! Dontcha think?"

Captain America said nothing. He was frozen.

"Awww, your no fun."

Logan peeked around as he got an idea. He took out a sharpie and started doodling on Capin America's glass cooler.

Minutes later because Patchy wants Capin all to his self, Logan had to leave.

Patchy went back into the chamber after Logan had brought up and flattened out his 'tough guy with a breathing disorder' image.

What he saw there SHOCKED and IRKED HIM! YES!!!!! You read right! /AND IRKED HIM!!!/

On Capin America's glass cooler, SOMEONE had written things like; "I luv cheese!", "WW2, I WAS THERE!", "I still luv cheese!", "camp fires are good for Waffle cook outs!" "wee!" "yes I'm very COOL!", "I make history fit inside a glass cooler!!!" and so on.

There were even marker-ed glasses, mustache, and open eyes over the frozen mans face.

Patchy went read.

It'd take FOREVER to really work the Windex in!!! and he didn't want to move the frozen body again...ew no.

He stomped off the retrieve the cleaner.

Logan, somewhere, with angsty fun-ness, snickered.

"Merry Christmas you filthy Bub!" he laughed, then stopped.

Where the hell'd that come from?

Oh well.

____________ PLUS A WHOLE EXTRA MINI CHAPTER OF LOGAN WITH HIS BREATHING PROBLEM, GRUNTS, AND.....'BUB'!!!!!!

~ bub. Grunt. *breathing problem*

__________THE ENDING CHAPTER LINE, TIS TRULY A GOOD SIGHT!________

oh, oh yes....that sucked ass. ^^

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