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msmadhatter
Author of 30 Stories
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 05-17-07 - Published: 06-14-03 - Complete - id:1382020
Disclaimer: I disclaim the song and the lyrics (except the ones I made up) and the characters and places...everything.. (cept the idead to fo this.)

Author's Notes: I thought of doing this while I was talking to my friend Charlotte online, but I tried saving a different song which screwed up the comp so this is shot #2.

Tune to "Mambo #5" by Lou Bega

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is platform nine 3/4..

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One, two, three, four, five everybody get on so we can ride to the,

Hogwarts School where we can use, magic that's so cool but I really don't wanna..

Potions class like I had last year, must stay away from Snape you hear,

I like Sevrus, Draco, but not Ron or Harry,

And as I continue to grow they just get weirder,

So what can I do? I really beg you Merlin..

To me Quiddich is just a neat sport,

Anything like this is all good let me pass class,

just do all the homework...

(chorus 1)- A little bit of Snape here in my life,

A little bit of Draco by my side,

A little bit of Harry with the scar,

A little bit of Ron drivin his Dad's car..

A little bit of Dumbledore giving lectures,

A little bit of Hooch showin how to fly good,

A little bit of Voldemort, here I am,

A little bit of power makes us safe again..

Platform # 9 3/4

Jump up and down, and Neville shows a frown,

Pixies are a real pest, better get Gilderoy now,

Take one swish left, and one swoosh right,

One to the front, and a blast to the side,

Points taken away once, and away again twice,

And if it looks like trouble you'll get in a fight...

(chorus 1)

Steam on the train Platform 9 3/4

(chorus 1)

I do all to pass all classes like we supposed to do,

you can't fail, but you can fly,

You and me gonna see the night sky!

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