DISCLAIMER: No infringement of copyright is intended. You know the drill,
anyone appearing in or mentioned in any of the "Halloween" series of motion
pictures are John Carpenter's, Debra Hill's, and Anchor Bay
Entertainment's.

SUMMARY: A filk song about Michael Meyers from the "Halloween" motion
picture series.

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Michael the HALLOWEEN Psycho

by Eris © 2002 - All rights reserved.

To the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" written by Johnny Marks
Performed by Gene Autry and the Pinafores

He will slice 'em, and dice 'em,
And hack 'em, and slash 'em,
Cut 'em, and gut 'em,
And rip 'em a new one
He's one scary dude,
Someone you must try to elude.

Michael the Halloween psycho
Has a very pointy knife
And if you ever see him
Be afraid and run for your life!

All of the Haddonfield teenfolk
Used to love this time of year
Till Michael killed his sister,
Now they scream and quake with fear.

Cause on every Hallow's Eve
Sam Hain calls to him:
"Michael put your mask on tight
Go stab everyone in sight."

Doc Loomis thought he killed him
But he up and walked away,
Michael the Halloween psycho,
He'll keep coming back to slay-