When Good Guys Go Bad !
Author's Note: Don't read this story if you haven't read the Welcome To
Boot Camp Shuffle Alliance story. Because you'll never know why the heck
Schwartz is in jail. And I'm not going to repeat the reason why he did in
this story so tough luck! ^_^ As for those f you who did read the story
then you'll really have a laugh in this one! Enjoy!
Schwartz is in Neo Japan's Jail house. A guard is holding him up by the
shoulders and beating him with a club along the way to his jail cell.
Schwartz: *clunk* Oww! *clunk* Can you please..*clunk* stop hitting *clunk*
me on the head *clunk* with that ( Schwarz takes the club away from the
guard and hits him on the head with it.) thing!?
Guard: (tears come down his eyes) You don't have to yell. Wahahahaahahaa! (
runs off crying ) Mommy! The mean old prisoner hit me in the head!
Mommy: Come here junior.
Guard: Yes mommy!
Schwartz: I guess this is my time to escape.
Schwartz tiptoes over to the main entrance, shining light is coming out
from the door telling him that "it's a gateway to freedom!"
Schwartz: Thank God!
Just as he's about to open the door Domon comes in.
Domon: (yells) HEY SCHWARTZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN JAIL?!!!
Schwartz: Shhh! Your gonna get me n trouble.
Domon: NONSENSE! I'M AS QUIET AS A MOUSE! AREN'T YOU IN TROUBLE ANYWAY? I
TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW ME WHEN WE ESCAPED FROM BOOT CAMP! BUT DID YOU LISTEN
NO! NOW YOUR IN JAIL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Schwartz: I thought you didn't know who I am?
Domon: (drools with a stupid look on his face) What?
Schwartz: Never mind.
Domon: Of course I know who you are Schwartz. Your Kyoji any dummy knows
Schwartz: Well that's smart.
Guard: What who's there?
Schwartz: Domon run!
Domon and Schwartz start running away from the guard as he chases after
them. But stupidly they start running on a treadmill.
Schwartz: Domon this isn't working!
Domon: I know we should've used the bicycle!
Schwartz: Know I mean we need chase music!
Schwartz stops in front of the guard and holds his hand out in front of his
Schwartz: I just need to change the music.
Guard: Okay but don't take so long I have ballet lessons at five!
Schwartz goes into a closet and sees the gang from Scooby doo.
Schwartz: We need chase music!
Freddy: Got it!
Music starts playing in the backround.
Domon: Now it's complete!
Schwartz: Start running!
The guard comes towards them while Domon and Schwartz are running on the
Domon: Burn baby burn!
The guard picks both of them up by the shoulders and puts them in the jail
Domon: You just had to yell didn't you Schwartz! I told you to be quiet
but, did you listen? No! Schwartz your such a bad influence!
Schwartz stares at Domon with evil red eyes. His eyes are flashing with the
words I WILL KILL YOU! On it.
Domon: No you won't.
Schwartz's eyes flash YES I WILL. Schwartz gets closer and closer to Domon.
Domon runs over to the cell bars and screams out "Help!" while shaking the
cell bars. And you can guess what happened to Domon when no one answered.
So how did you like that chapter? It was funny wasn't it? Well please
review and I'll get to chapter 2 in time.