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All the small dudes
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(It only has 2 bad words so no biggy) "All the small things" by blink182 parody about short ppl, mostly Frodo.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Parody - Frodo B. - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 07-02-03 - id: 1410165
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"All the small things" by Blink182

(sung by small people like Gimli and Frodo and hobbits lol)

All the……..

Small dudes

Frodo…..Gimli

I'll take a fork lift

Legolas is..

Talkin' shit

Always…….

I know

They'll hunt….

Frodo

Watching……

Waiting……

They will steal the one ring

Say it aint so,

I will not go,

Damn, they set off,

Come carry me home….

*nah, nah, nah, nah, nah part*

*instrument part*

The Shire,

My home,

Sauron sucks,

I know

Legolas is clean no matter what he wears

Something tells me nobody cares

Say it ain't so,

I will not go,

Damn, they set off,

Come carry me home

*nah, nah, nah, nah, nah part again*

*big instrument part*

Say it ain't so,

I will not go,

Damn, they set off,

Come carry me home

Never stay still,

For the ring they will steal

Never go on,

A little windmill

Say it ain't so,

I will not go,

Damn, they set off,

Come carry me home

Never stay still,

For the ring they will steal

Never go on,

A little windmill……………@_@
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