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Summary: Legolas takes Aragorn and Gimli to his home in Mirkwood to show
what it is "really" like. Not an ordinary elven home, but the foundation of
Chapter 1: The Deal
"Another drink please!" came the voice of an already tipsy Legolas.
Aragorn and Gimli were already inebriated beyond recall save a night's
sleep. Aragorn tried to pour some more wine into Legolas cup but miss
poorly. Gimli tried to put his head underneath the bottle to catch it in
his mouth but while some of it made it to his mouth, most of it splattered
all over his face. "Ai'! There is no point on wasting wine in such a
matter!" cried Legolas as he corrected Aragorn's aim.
The next day, they all had hang-overs that made them feel as though
they were dieing. "Uhhh.." groaned Aragorn. Legolas was usually so graceful
it made the others jealous but when Legolas attempted to get up he fell on
top of Gimli who was trying very hard not to vomit. "You know elf. That's
not helping.." "Ugh.. I'm sorry Gimli. Ai' Elbereth Glithoniel! My head!"
Legolas moaned as he massaged his head, "And I have to start back home
today..." Aragorn looked up from throwing up, "What? You're leaving
already?" Gimli couldn't believe it, "Come on elf, you know that anything
at your place as boring unless some dwarves show up!"
Legolas gave them a sarcastic look, "Trust me, Mirkwood had plenty
going on without dwarves causing trouble." Gimli laughed, "Oh yea, like
*any* elven home is interesting when there are only elves present!" Legolas
scowled, "If you truly think that Gloinion, then you have never met my
siblings..." Legolas shuddered as he thought what torture would be in store
for him when he returned. Gimli scoffed, "Oh really, then I don't suppose
you'd mind showing us how interesting life is in that little perfect sing-
songy world of yours.." "Done!" said Legolas knowing that Gimli would live
to regret those words.