E/N: I wrote this on the 29/06/2001 before LOTR was even out! And even then I had an obsession with Elves and Mirkwood! (",) Hmmm, can anyone see a pattern?

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Over the Misty Mountains

Over the Misty Mountains,

In the salty bay,

The little kiddies are laughing

And going out to play!

In the Mirkwood Forest,

The Elvenking's Halls do lie,

Little Elves are dancing,

And none of them are shy!

Up the Mountain Gundabad,

A little birdie sings,

A hunter comes out with his gun,

But doesn't shoot a thing.