Spana: Yo dudes, :) I'm back with a hopefully funny fanfic. And I do not mean to take the mick of anything in this fic. I don't own anything to do with the matrix apart abilities to watch it.

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Let's Party Mayrix Style.

What would happen at a party if the matrix cast when HYPA! Find out...

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Neo: * finishes singing "it's a beautiful day" whilst laughing madly *

Trinity: * screaching with laughter *

Neo: Hey, Trinity, your deafening me!

Trinity: Sooo...? Hey Morpheus, you have a go on the karaoke machine!

Morpheus: Oh, alright! * sings "with out me" but falls over whilst doing a crazy dance *

Everyone else: * roars with laughter *

Morpheus: * runs away blushing *

Niobe: Come on, Trinity, Switch, let's have a go!

Trinity: All right!

Switch: YAY!

Niobe+Trinity+Switch: * sing "scandalous" but keep hitting each other with their dance moves *

All the boys: * laugh madly *

Trinity: Goop Fight!

Cypher+Apoc: YAY!

Everyone grabbs a tub of goop and a spork and have their version of an ice cream fight.

Morpheus: * returns * Where is everyone?

Everyone else: BOOOOOOOOOO! * aims at Morpheus *

Morpheus: Hey! * recieves 8 sporkfuls of goop * You'll pay for that! * picks up a spork and a tub of goop *

Neo+Trinity: OW! * have just run into each other aiming at other people *

Locke: * laughs *

Neo+Trinity: * look at each other and aim at Locke *

Locke: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK * runs *

Tank+Cypher: * aim and hit each other in the face then laugh madly *

Dozer: What the...!

Everyone else: * shuts-up and looks at Dozer *

Dozer: Clean this mess up.

Everyone else: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, But we're havin' fun.

Dozer: I don't care clean it up, NOW!

Everyone starts cleaning up...

Trinity: * sticks foot out and trips Neo up *

Neo: Hey! * falls spilling all the water he is carrying over Apoc *

Apoc: HEY! * trys to hit Neo with goop *

Neo: * dodges *

Apoc: * hits locke with goop * Oppps

Locke: Oy! * attemps to hit Apoc with a mop, but hits Cypher *

Trinity: Look Cypher has hair! * points *

Everyone but Dozer and Cypher: * laugh *

Mouse: Well it took a long time to grow!

Dozer: Tidy up you lot!

Mouse: Why, this is funny!

Dozer: No it ain't! Now tidy up!

Everyone else: * tidies up *

Mouse: * Muttering * Wudda got funnier if you'd let us carry on!

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Spana: Sorry about the oocness and i know Dozer wouldn't really be that strict but it had to be someone just so happened to be him... Here are some little matrix gags for me to leave you with...

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1. Neo's birthday

Trinity: here ya go Neo, Happy Birthday. * hands him a pressi *

Neo: Thanks * opens pressi to reveil a spork * That's very spork-full of you.

SE: Cybol clash :SE

Trinity: Neo that ain't funny.

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2. Mouse's Date.

Neo: Mouse, what are you doing?

Mouse: Getting ready, I'm goin' to go see the lady in red.

Neo: But what's the point...?

Mouse: So she thinks I'm cute!

Neo: But mouse, you change in the matrix once you enter so what's the point in gettin' ready in the real world?

Mouse: Oh, yeah I forgot that...!