Cinn: After they failed the sanity test, what'd they get up to? Did they get out? Did they get rescued or left? You wanna find out? Read on...

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Afterwards.

What happens when you fail a sanity test with someone else. And you're friends can perform spectacular stunts, and the person you failed the sanity test with can fly?

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2 days later...

Trinity: O.K. you can stop that now...

Neo: * who is currently flying round in circles * Stop what?

Trinity: Flying around in circles, you've been doing that for the past 2 days, aren't you a bit bored with that now?

Neo: Nope.

Trinity: Well stop it anyhows. * picks up another magazine on how to be sane *

Isabell: Yo, what you doin'?

Trinity: Gettin' bored, you?

Isabell: Pretty much the same. What's your name anyways?

Trinity: Trinity, yours?

Isabell: Isabell. Cool name, is yours.

Trinity: Thanks.

Isabell: How come the person with you can fly?

Trinity: Don't have a clue. Why you here?

Isabell: Some random person in the crowd reported me 'cause I was going to do some free running without practice or supervision.

Trinity: Oh. ~ practically what I do for a livin ~ Take you failed the sanity test after that.

Isabell: Yep, got a 9. And I have to say I'm proud of it.

Trinity: Why?

Isabell: I've been tryin to prove I'm insane for years.

Trinity: OOK.

Neo: Hey! You're ignorin' me!

Trinity: I've been ignoring you for the past 2 days.

Neo: Oh.

Isabell: What'd you get on the sanity test.

Trinity: I got a 1, and Neo here got a 3.

Isabell: Neo?

Trinity: * points behind her * The idiot who can fly.

Isabell: Oh.

Trinity: How long've you been here?

Isabell: 2 years.

Trinity: Lucky you...

Isabell: Not really.

Trinity: I was jokin'.

Isabell: Oh. Nearly lunch time.

Trinity: I know. I've only been here 2 days and I know what happens all the time.

Isabell: pretty quickly picked up by all. And do your best to avoid the w.c.p. they like to torment and torture you.

Trinity: How'd you mean?

Isabell: Well let's just say they like to gossip and trip you up. And more.

Trinity: That's what guns are for.

Isabell: You have a gun?

Trinity: 3.

Isabell: I wouldn't try to bust your way out, it's hopeless. I've tried.

Trinity: With guns? And people who can fly?

Isabell: Guns yes, people who can fly, no.

Trinity: Well Morpheus better hurry up and try to find a way to get us out. Or he knows I'll kill him when I next see him.

Isabell: Who's Morpheus? Your boyfriend?

Trinity: Good god no! That's just wrong even sayin' it!

Isabell: Take it you don't like him much.

Trinity: No, he's my friend, I just don't like him in that way.

Isabell: oh.

Trinity: You'll see him sooner or later.

Isabell: Oh.

Trinity: Have none of your friends tried to get you out?

Neo: She's a normal person, not like she has any crime busting friends.

Trinity: She might.

Isabell: Nope.

Trinity: You're missin' out there!

Neo: Trinity! Stop tryin' to convert half the population into criminals!

Trinity: I'm not!

Random w.c.p.: LUNCH TIME!

1 hour later...

Neo: Matrix food is SO much better than real world food!

Trinity: Neo shut-up.

Neo: Hey no ones going to believe me or anythin'. They're either insane or think I'M insane.

Trinity: If they think the latter they're most defiantly right.

Neo: Same to you!

Trinity: Just shut-up and tell me if anyone comes. * gets phone out * Morpheus...

Morpheus: * from phone * What?

Trinity: Where are you?

Morpheus: On the Neb. keeping watch.

Trinity: Why aren't you coming to get us outa here!

Morpheus: 'Cause it's where you belong.

Trinity: MORPHEUS!

Morpheus: O.K. O.K. I'll come and get you out, just not right now.

Trinity: Better be before the day after tomorrow!

Morpheus: Will be.

Trinity: Good. * puts phone away *

Isabell: * sticks her head back around the door * Who were you shouting at?

Trinity: Morpheus, stupid plonker he is.

Isabell: * enters the room properly and sits down * Take it you're in a mood with him...

Trinity: Yep.. ~ you better still come tomorrow Morpheus! ~

Isabell: Where's your friend?

Trinity: Who? Neo? Don't have a clue. Trying to keep tabs on him is very difficult. Spend a week or two with him and you'll find that out.

Isabell: Oh, you tryin' to get out tomorrow?

Trinity: * nods *

Isabell: Last time we all tried to get out. That was 1 year ago tomorrow. None of us prevailed.

Trinity: Thanks for the encouragement. But I bet I've done harder things than bust out of a loony bin.

Neo: * returns * you got that right.

Trinity: just 'cause I jump through a few windows and stuff.

Neo: And...

Trinity: And jump 8 odd ft to get across a main road from roof to roof.. But you fly!

Neo: Yeah, 'cause it's easy!

Trinity: * glares * Anyways, I'm getting out now!

Isabell: How!

Trinity: * turns around from leaving the room * Cheating.

Isabell: I gotta see this. * follows *

Neo: ~ Hey! I don't wanna be lonely! ~ * also follows *

1/2 an hour later...

w.c.p.: 5 out of 20!

Trinity: that so isn't right! I got a 10 and you know I did!

w.c.p.: * smirks * I can do what I want.

Trinity: No you can't! It's law if we get 10 or over you have to let us go!

w.c.p.: You didn't get 10.

Trinity: I did you marked it wrong!

w.c.p.: Did I?

Trinity: Oh fine I give up, but you'll regret it! * storms back to her loony bin room *

Isabell+Neo: * follow *

Trinity: I'm sure he's Smith! * throws herself down onto her bed *

Isabell: Smith? * leans against door after closing it *

Neo: Some guy who's tryin' to kill us. * sits down next to Trinity on their bed *

Isabell: You don't have many friends do you?

Trinity: We do, just not here.

Isabell: * looks confused *

Trinity: You'll understand sooner or later..

Isabell: Oh good. How come you're wearin' all black?

Trinity: Way we are.

Neo: Actually I just wear black 'cause the rest of 'em do...

Trinity: Copycat! Anyways why do you wear that trenchcoat? It makes you look like you're wearin' a dress most of the time.

Neo: It's a coat! Do not insult the coat!

Trinity: * giggles * Sor-ry. Just 'cause you're the one means you have NO power over me!

Neo: Really?

Isabell: Huh? The one?

Trinity: Oh God this aint good.

Neo: Yeah I know I'm God!

Trinity: No you aint!

Isabell: He's totally insane aint he?

Trinity: Yep. I know. And I'm insane to be with him!

Isabell: So he's your boyfriend?

Trinity: Unless he stops acting so insane, yep.

Isabell: * nearly falls over laughing * No wonder you failed the sanity test.

Trinity: * kicks Isabell in usual manner. The crane or scorpion kick whatever you call it *

Isabell: OW! F*ck that hurts!

Trinity: Never insult me.

Isabell: Aren't you ever scared of her?

Neo: Sometimes. But remember I can fly.

Trinity: And I can win more fights than you!

Neo: No need to rub it in that I died!

Isabell: what the h*ll. If you died how come you're standing in front of me alive?

Trinity: * gets phone out * Shall I tell her?

Morpheus: Yes, 'cause you've told her too much.

Trinity: O.K. * puts phone away *

Isabell: Tell me what?

Trinity: Is the door closed?

Isabell: Yeah.

Trinity: Right, what we've been talking about. This isn't the real world.

Isabell: Real enough to me.

Trinity: Well you haven't been unplugged yet so it will be.

Neo: You don't want to get unplugged believe me!

Trinity: Shut-up. Just 'cause you died. This * waves arms around * is a computer program, the entire world we're in at the moment is a computer program.

Isabell: Cool, but how can that be?

Trinity: Machines created it for an energy source. People in the computer program provide energy for the machines. This computer program is called the matrix.

Isabell: I've seen that film. It's well COOL!

Trinity: Yeah but...

Isabell: Have you seen it?

Trinity: Yes.

Isabell: Oh did you like the bit where...

Trinity: Shut-up! It's real! That's what I'm saying! The movie is real!

Isabell: Oh, right.

Trinity: Now do you understand?

Isabell: Sorta. So that's why you look so much like the people from it...

Trinity: This is ridiculous.

Isabell: I heard that.

Trinity: Really? Remember I'm armed.

Neo: I'd advise you not to try her patience, She'll kill you...

Trinity: * glares * Who wants to get out the easy way?

Isabell: Easy way?

Trinity: Tonight, sneak 3 tests. Take 'em, and mark 'em our selves. then hand them in tomorrow...

Isabell: um, O.K.

Next day...

Trinity: there you go, our tests, now we can leave.

w.c.p.: Says who?

Isabell: The law.

Trinity: * starts to leave *

another w.c.p.: Oh no you don't.

Trinity: Oh yes I do. * kicks *

2nd w.c.p.: OW!

Trinity: Outa my way!

1st w.c.p.: * aims gun at Trinity's head * Get back now...

Trinity: * blank look * Do you mind. I'm `trying` to escape here. And this is just an unnecessary delay.

W.c.p.: Get back now, or I fire...

Trinity: You wouldn't dare. Do you want to or should I? Neo?

Neo: * kicks gun out of w.c.p.'s hand *

Trinity: Now, we'll be on our way. ~ Morpheus there better be a motorcycle or something outside! ~ * leaves *

Neo+Isabell: * follow *

Trinity: Hee hee. * jumps on a motorbike * ~ thanks! ~

Neo: Sh*t no!

Trinity: You coming?

Neo: No!

Isabell: * hops on motorbike * Why not?

Neo: You've never seen her drive.

Isabell: No...

Neo: You're about to find out...

Smith: HI ALL!

Trinity: Good god not you again. I thought you were dead!

Smith: WAAAA! I'm unloved and unwanted!

Trinity: Too true.

Neo: Hey we're you're friends.

Trinity: Neo he's the guy who keeps trying to kill us!

Isabell: Smith?

Trinity: Yep that's him.

Smith: Hi Isabell!

Neo: You two know each other?

Isabell: Unfortunately.

Trinity: C'mon let's get to a phone.

Neo: O.K.

Smith: HEY! I'm supposed to try to kill you all first!

Trinity: That's why you don't have any friends. * drives off *

Neo: * does flying thing. Or more commonly known on the Neb as his superman thing. *

Isabell: ARGH!

Trinity: I'm a good driver really, just I've learnt to be very quick 'cause I normally have about 3 agents chasin' me!

Isabell: OH!

1/2 an hour later...

Trinity: When you eventually arrive at the hard-line.

Neo: Sor-ry.

Trinity: You should be, they could've cut it!

Phone: * ring *

Trinity: You goin' or me?

Neo: ME FIRST! I'm the one, I have more power therefore I should go first! * picks up phone and vanishes *

Trinity: You have a choice, come or stay?

Isabell: I'll stay for a bit.

Trinity: O.K. but I can guarantee that Morpheus'll come back in looking for you in a few days 'cause we told you so much.

Isabell: I'll watch out for ya's then.

Trinity: Hm. See ya. Been nice to have a bita female company though. I'm the only woman on my ship, so...? Well unless you count Neo, who can act like a girl.

Isabell: I thought he was your partner?

Trinity: Yeah. So? I'm expected to be nice to him! I had to resurrect him, isn't that enough! What's he ever done for me, apart from save my life...?

Isabell: Ooook.

Trinity: * starts talking to the sky * By the way I know you heard all that.

Phone: * ring *

Trinity: Thank-you. See ya! * picks up phone and vanishes.

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Cinn: What happened to the original crazzyness? Don't ask me where all the stupidity went 'cause I don't know. Anyways, review. And Merry Christmas! You want stupidity, here's an alternate ending.

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Alternate Ending.

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1/2 an hour later...

Trinity: When you eventually arrive at the hard-line.

Neo: Sor-ry.

Trinity: You should be, they could've cut it!

Phone: * ring *

Trinity: You goin' or me?

Neo: ME FIRST! I'm the one, I have more power therefore I should go first! * picks up phone and expects to disapear down said phone. only he just hears a mysterious voice *

Mysterious Voice: Hello.

Neo: Erm, hi. I thought I was supposed to be disapearin' down this phone.

Mysterious Voice: No.

Neo: Who are you anyways, no person just goes around ringing street phones.

Mysterious Voice: Don't you recognise my voice you insane loonatic!

Neo: No.

Mysterious voice: The person standing behind you on thier phone!

Neo: TRINTIY! * puts phone down *

Trinity+Isabell: * laugh *

Neo: Not funny!

Trinity: Was!

Neo: O.K. no more pranks.

Trinity: Sorry didn't hear you.

Neo: I said no more pranks.

Trinity: Still didn't hear you.

Neo: I SAID I SAID NO MORE PRANKS!

Trinity: Nope, still didn't hear you.

Neo: I give up.

Phone: * ring *

Neo: * picks it up and vanishes *

Phone: * ring *

Trinity: See ya. Oh keep away from the agents. Or suits as we somtimes call 'em. They'll want you dead.

Isabell: O.K.

Trinity: * picks up phone and vanishes *

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