Calvin and Susie
Calvin: (rolls snow in hands) Wait till I get that dumb Susie with a slush
Hobbes: That doesn't seem very nice..
*Calvin hurls slush ball at her head*
Susie: GAAAH! Calvin!!! Why did you do that for?!?!
Calvin: That's what you get you stupid girl!!!
Susie: Wait till I get my hands on you!
*She chases Calvin and clobbers him into a pulp*
Calvin: I'll get you!
*Calvin goes home to read some comic books*
Calvin: I'll tell you Hobbes, Susie is so annoying!
Hobbes: Oh, go soak your head (grins from ear to ear)
Mom: Calvin, Susie is coming to spend the weekend at our house because her
parents are going on a trip.
Calvin: No! No! No! No! Make her go with them! Make her go with them!
Mom: Look Calvin, Susie is a perfectly sweet girl, and she will be a
pleasure to have around.
Calvin: No she won't! I hate her!
Mom: Calvin you sh---
Mom: That's probably her now, you better be nice or you'll never watch T.V.
*Calvin arms himself with his dart gun*
Mom: Welcome Susie! Come on in!
*darts fly and hits Susie on her forehead*
Susie: Ow! What's going on?
Mom: Calvin, get down here!
Calvin: Oh! Heh, heh, hi Susie I didn't know you were here.
Mom: Calvin! I can't believe how ruse you're being! Especially for a
guest! Apologize to Susie right now!!
Calvin: Um, sorry Susie.
Mom: Would you like a snack, Susie?
Susie: Yes, please.
*Calvin dashes upstairs to retrieve Hobbes*
Calvin: Hobbes! What are we going to do the G.R.O.S.S. club will not stand
Hobbes: Alright! Susie's spending the night. Yow!
Calvin: Who's side are you on?!?! Anyway, I thought of a plan that will
definitely show Susie that she's not wanted.
Hobbes: Great! What are we going to do, captain?
Calvin: Just follow me.
*Calvin and Hobbes spy Susie playing with "Mr. Bun"*
Susie: Hi, Calvin! Wanna play house with me and Mr. Bun?
Hobbes: (gives Calvin an encouraging look)
Calvin: Ok, as long as Hobbes can play.
Susie: Ok, I'll be the successful business woman, Hobbes can be the house
cleaning husband, and you and Mr. Bun can be the kids but you're the bratty
one that still goes to day-care, I'm off to Wall Street now!
Calvin: (whispers to Hobbes) Great going, flea-bag, now we're stuck here.
Hobbes: I hope I can smooch Susie!
Mom: Dinner time!
Calvin: Alright saved!
Mom: You and Susie better go wash up now.
*Calvin and Susie dawdle towards the powder room just then the door slammed
Calvin: (jiggles) Oh no! We're locked in!
Susie: Help! Help! Someone get us out!
*5 minutes later*
Susie: Oh no, we're going to be stuck here forever!
Calvin: Oh gross, cootie central!
*Something rattles against the door*
Calvin: *wraps his arms around Susie, trembling* What was that?
Susie: I don't know, but I'm scared.
The door knob begins to turn but the door will not open.
Calvin: Is anyone there?
Unknown: (scratches at door and rattles door knob)
*gasp* What will happen next? Will this unknown creature destroy Calvin and
Susie or is it just his mom about to yell at them for being late for
dinner. Find out next chapter! Until then, review!!!