Hehe I hope you like it (

Disclaimer: I don't own Heinz Ketchup Or Yu Yu Hakusho!

~~~~~At the Burger Bar (Again) ~~~~~

Jin: *secretly plotting against ketchup haters!* MWA HA HA HA No more
Ketchup Haters Who cares about fruit Rollups! KETCHUP SHALL RULE THE
WORLD!

Bar Waiter: Oi you stop mumblin' to ya self!

Jin: What would you know.. *Gives death stare*

Jin: *continues plotting* First I will.

Yusuke: *Eating a burger* This Ketchup Tastes funny is it true or is that
just me

Hiei: Hn. (Hiei Language for : Its just you, you Baka)

Yusuke: *suddenly faints*

Everyone Else: *Suddenly Faints*

Jin: Mwa Ha Ha Ha!

~~~~~On Live Television~~~~~

Jin: I HAVE CAPTURED SOME PEOPLE HOSTAGE AND UNLESS YOU MAKE ME RULER OF
THE WORLD THEY WILL DIE! MWA HA HA HA

Henchman: Errr Jin Sir We got the president!

Jin: And We Have The President Ransom too not that anyone would care what
we do with him.

Random Owner of the world: *gives Jin World Ownership*

Jin: MWA HA HA HA *Forces Supermarkets to only sell Ketchup Turns All The
Houses in the world into ketchup makes the grass be ketchup makes
everything else in the world ketchup* WE MUST HAVE MORE KETCHUP MORE
MORE!

Yusuke: Has Jin lost his mind

Kurama: Hn. (Huh Hiei or Kurama Language for: I think he has!)

Hiei: Hey That's my line!

Kurama: *sweatdrop* Sorry!

Kuwabara: Huh? I Don't get it?

Hiei: Theres nothing to get!

Jin: *Turns Kuwabara into ketchup (Sorry Kuwabara Fans)*

Kuwabara: Squelch

Yusuke: AHH! *Hides Behind Kurama*

Jin: *Turns Hiei into Ketchup (sorry Hiei Fans!)*

Jin MWA HA HA HA

Jin: *Turns Yusuke into Ketchup (Sorry Yusuke Fans)*

Kurama: *Dodges ketchup Ray*

Jin: WHAT! KETCHUP WILL NOT BE OVER TAKEN! *Blows up the machine so
everyone in the world (including himself) turns into Ketchup*

Everyone in the world: Squelch!

I am not obsessed With Ketchup!

|~| Fire |~|