Hello everyone, this is my 1st attempt at making a good fan fiction. I hope you like this one because this is a bit..dumb. All flames are welcome. I need to know what exactly what I'm doing wrong. If you're ticked at some of the misspellings that I might have overlooked, please contact me at the complaint thingy and/or at the review. I will try to fix it as soon as possible. But if you like it anyway, thank you! ^^ And I have a new character on the loose, and she's kind of like me.

Hiei: Self-centered little.

Foxy-magic-luver: Anyway, she's kinda like me so you can get an idea of what I sorta act like.

Warnings: Slight language, slight lemon in future chapters, and that's it.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YUYU HAKUSHO! If you want proof, please go to any YuYu Hakusho sites and look for anything that says something about 'Foxy- magic-luver'. Chances are, you won't find anything about even my existence. I own one thing at the time and that is Amana Joni and that is it. _ _ Amana: *in the kitchen eating Kurama's food*

Hiei: *comes in quietly*Why are you eating Kurama's food?

Amana: Uhhh..nonmn ovf your bufsnesff! *translation: none of your business!*

Hiei: It will be if you don't tell me. Or do you want me to go and tell Kurama of you eating his special for the Food Contest?

Amana: Foof Confstesft? Wah foof confstesft? *translation: Food Contest? What food contest?*

Hiei: The one you're going to make Kurama lose if you continue eating that like the way you are.

Amana: *looks at Kurama's food platter which is CLEARLY LABELED 'For Food Contest'**gulp*Ooops.

Hiei: *smirks*.

Kurama: *comes in**sees Amana eating his special dish**yells at Amana**sigh*I guess I'll just have to make another plate.

Amana: Sorry Kurama.

Kurama: That's all right. Good thing the contest is tomorrow and not today.*starts cooking*

Yusuke + Kuwabara: *smells food**goes into the kitchen*

Kuwabara: What's cookin', Kurama?

Hiei: Your ass if you don't get out of here.

Yusuke: What's up with you, Hiei?

Hiei: I don't want you two buffoons eating us out of house and home.

Kuwabara: Aren't those the same thing?

Hiei: You know what I GET OUT!oDiss..

Yusuke: But..huh?

Amana: I think I'll go get cleaned up, now.

Kurama: Good, because we'll be leaving soon.

Amana: *goes upstairs*

Kuwabara: *comes tearing down the stairs wearing one of Botan's outfits and being chased by a much ticked Botan**screaming like a girl* ! !

Botan: GET BACK HERE, KUWABAKA!

Kuwabara: IT'S KUWABARA! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Botan: *gets out a 50-pound mallet* Oh Kuwabara, come over here for a sec..^^

Kuwabara: I WOULDN'T COME OVER THERE EVEN IF YOU PAID ME AND NEITHER WOULD I TOUCH YOU WITH A 10-FOOT-POLE..POLE GIRL!

Botan: *now REALLY ticked* KUWABAKA! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S AN OAR!

Kuwabara: IT'S KUWABA..

Yusuke: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

Kuwabara: WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

Yusuke: BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!

Kuwabara: URAMESHI, YOU COULDN'T HIT ME EVEN IF YOU TRIED! YOU HAVE SUCH POOR AIM THAT YOU COULD HIT A BABOON AND THINK IT WAS ME!

Yusuke: *sniggers* You just called yourself a baboon, you DO know that. Right?

Kuwabara: ..-_-

Amana: *comes downstairs in a towel* What's all the yelling for?

Kurama: *gasp* AMANA! Why in the WORLD are you down here in a TOWEL?

Kuwabara: *whistles*

Kurama: *smacks Kuwabara over the head with a frying pan* Stop looking at her like that! Why are you down here with only a TOWEL on anyway? It might show something!

Kuwabara: *mumbles*Wouldn't you like that?

Kurama+Amana: *blush heavily*

Kurama: I am definitely NOT like that!

Amana: Look, all I'm trying to do is figure out what all the yelling is about.

Yusuke: ?

Amana: Yes Yusuke?

Yusuke: You really should go back upstairs and change into your clothes.

Amana: *shrugs* Ok. *goes back upstairs*

Kuwabara: *blush*

Kurama: Don't you even think about it.

Hiei: .because she's his girl.

Kuwabara: Woo hoo hoo! Kurama's got a girlfriend! Kurama's got a girlfriend! ^_^

Kurama: She isn't my girlfriend, she's my.

Amana: *comes down in a low-V-cut, sleeveless, long, sexy baby blue gown* I'm ready, Kurama.

All the boys: *whistles*

Kurama: *smiles sweetly* You .

Amana: *blushes heavily* Thank you, Kurama.

Yusuke: *whistles wildly*

Keiko: *smacks Yusuke on the head*

Yusuke: OWW! What was that for?

Keiko: For looking at Amana!

Yusuke: Did not!

Kuwabara: Ha-ha, you got beat by your own girlfriend! Nah nah nah!

Yusuke: *grumbling*

Hiei: Impressive, Amana.

Amana: *blushes* Thanks.

Kurama: Are you ready?

Amana: Yes Kurama.

Kurama: Excellent! Where would you like to go?

Amana: I guess. I've never really been on a real date, so I wouldn't know.

Yusuke: I know where he'll take .

Keiko: *smacks Yusuke on the head with a frying pan* Stop making those comments, Yusuke.

Hiei: Have a good time, you two.

Kurama: Thank you! And I hope you have fun dealing with them.*points at Yusuke & Kuwabara*

Hiei: *evil grin* Oh I will. I !

Amana:

Kurama: .Come, shall we go?

Amana: Okie.