***LEGAL DISCLAMER*** Has lemon content and should NOT be read by readers
who cannot handle sexual situations. I do not own Inuyasha or any other
characters in this fanfic. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi.
"Hey Miroku, why are you walking so funny?" Inuyasha said with a smirk.
"SHUT UP!!" he was walking bowl-legged and had a hard time keeping balance.
He said down on a log and put his legs together. "AAHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!
THE PAIN!!" His legs shot out to the sides again. "Kami that hurts like
hell." He glared at Inuyasha who was having trouble breathing at the
moment because he couldn't stop laughing.
"Alright, alright. I'll leave you alone." He sat down next to him and
rubbed his stomach. "Man I'm hungry." He smiled again and slyly looked at
Miroku. "Would you like to share some CANDY with me?" Miroku's eyes shot
open wide and he covered himself.
"NO, SHIPPO, NO!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!" Inuyasha fell of the log and was rolling around
on the ground, tears rolling down his cheeks from laughing.
"Did somebody call me?" Shippo's head popped up from behind a bush. He
looked over at Inuyasha. "Did you call me Inuyasha?" He jumped up and
landed right between his legs and started jumping up and down. "Did you?
Did you? Did you?"
"OOOOWWWWWWW" He shoved Shippo off and grabbed himself. Tears in his eyes
again, only this time from pain. "FUCK THAT HURTS!!" He was laying in the
fetal position holding himself. "Oh my poor baby, it will be all right."
He cooed down at himself. Miroku stopped laughing and started looking
around to see if he was the only one who had heard this.
*Oh yeah, that's going down in my 'The Weirdest Things I Have Ever Heard
Someone Say' book* He looked over to see Shippo crying beside a tree. He
called over to him and watched as he crawled a good distance around
Inuyasha and sat on the ground next to him.
"Why does everyone keep throwing me? What do I keep doing?" He said
Miroku sighed and rubbed his neck. "Ok, how do I explain this....um...just
don't jump between someone's legs anymore. Because it hurts, ok?" Shippo
nodded and Miroku rubbed his fur. He stood up, still holding himself, and
walked over to Inuyasha. "What's the matter, Inuyasha? Is something
wrong?" He said grinning down at him.
Inuyasha growled at him. "SHUT UP, MONK, IT FUCKING HURTS!!"
Miroku opened his eyes wide in fake shock, "REALLY!? I didn't know that!
Psh, learn something new everyday I guess." Inuyasha didn't say anything
but just glared up at him. He stood up holding himself and started to
"Umm...did I come back at a bad time?" The two teens looked around to see
Kagome staring at them. She cocked her head to the side and looked warily
at them. "Why are you guys holding yourselves? Did I miss something?"
Kagome smiled and kneeled down to the ground. "Hi Shippo. What's going
"Don't worry, Kagome, Miroku told me not to do it again."
She looked at him confused. "He told you not to do what again?"
He looked back at her with complete innocence. "Not to jump between
peoples legs anymore." Kagome's mouth made a perfect 'o' and she blushed.
She stood back up and looked at Miroku.
"Miroku, I um....need to talk to you." Miroku raised his eyebrow and
nodded. Kagome headed off into the forest with him a good 10 ft behind
her. After a couple of minutes she stopped and turned to look at him.
"Miroku I just wanted to-"
"NO PLEASE DON'T KICK ME!! IT STILL HURTS FROM SHIPPO!!" He fell to the
ground covering himself. Kagome backed up a couple of feet, afraid that
whatever he had was contagious.
"Umm, no Miroku. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry." He looked up at
"But you said that you hated me because I lied to you and I got you
"OH I'm not pregnant. I got my, uh, period today, and that means I'm not."
She blushed and looked at him shyly. Miroku jumped off the ground and
"Oh, Kagome, I'm so glad. I don't want to have a child right now. I don't
think I'm ready for one yet." He kissed her long and hard on the lips. He
felt her go rigid and she gently pushed him away.
"Miroku just answer me one thing," She looked up at him afraid. He took
her hand and kissed it softly.
"Anything, lady Kagome." He looked back at her and smiled. He noticed a
stray hair and pushed it behind her ear. "What do you want to ask me?"
"Did...........did you mean it when you said you loved me?" She quickly
put her head down and turned it away from him. He wore a sympathetic smile
and kissed her on the cheek.
"Of course I do. You're perfect. How couldn't I?" She turned back to him
and smiled slightly.
"It's just....you aren't exactly someone who would settle down with just
one girl. Or so it seems." He looked down at her eyes and kissed her
gently on the lips.
"I may have been like that, yes. But I want to be with you, Kagome. You
and only you. You're all I want." She smiled genuinely at him and kissed
him. This time it was Miroku to push her away. "Do you love me?"
"Strangely enough, I think I do. I think I always have in fact." He
pulled her close and kissed her. She leaned into him and wrapped her arms
around his neck pulling him closer to her. Kagome felt his tongue shyly
touch her lips and she opened her mouth inviting him in. He slid his
tongue into her mouth and started to lay down on the grass. She followed
Miroku closely behind and was laying on top of him. His hands raked her
sides and moved his hands up her shirt. His hands grazed over her breasts
and then he squeezed them slightly. "Oh, Miroku." She moaned.
"I smell them, they're over here!" They both froze as they heard
Inuyasha's voice ringing out through the trees. They stared at each other
for a split second before the shot up off the ground blushing. Two seconds
later Shippo came bounding out from behind a tree and sat down on the
"I found them, Inuyasha!" Inuyasha stepped out close behind him and stared
"Are you guys alright? We thought you might have been in trouble. I mean,
since you've been out here for a while." He smirked at their growing red
Miroku spoke up. "Yeah we're fine."
"HEY!!" Shippo pouted. "Kagome!? Why do you always give Miroku candy,
but you don't give me any anymore!?" Everyone turned to look at Miroku who
was obviously 'happy' at the moment. Inuyasha started laughing and bent
down to Shippo's level.
"I'll tell you what, Shippo, just go take it from him. It's not fair that
he won't share."
Miroku's eyes went wide and he stretched his arms out in front of him.
"No, no, no, Shippo! You don't wa-"
"CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!" Shippo bounded toward him with a
huge grin on his face. Miroku turned and started sprinting in the other
"OH GODS NO!!"
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