Dislaimer: I don't own "Emperor's New Groove" or any

characters from it. I just got this idea after I gave

Disney 10 dollars TWICE. SEE! I've lost money and they

got it. So, I feel fine with elaborating on this little

subtext. Leave if you're a homophobic prick. Thanks.

Even now, now that we're all friends, something troubles me.

Why was it that I had not one, but two chances to kill Emperor Kuzco and let both pass.

I couldn't do it.

But why?

I'm not that smart. Perhaps my squirrel friend can help.

"Squeak squeak squeak squeak!"

With those words, it becomes clear.

Come to think of it, Kuzco had every lovely woman in the empire presented to him- not wanting any of them.

Could it be?

Could I have a chance?

Footsteps.

The squirrel chirps happily as he darts off.

And there I am, in my scout leader uniform.

Kuzco's there now, too.

In his towel. Smirking.

"Kronk?"

THE END