Heero: Not another one!

Heero = _

Fangirl: Wow! It IS him! *Runs after him screaming* Heero my beloved!

Fangirl = 1

Heero = 0

(In the safehouse)

Duo: Another Fangirl?

Heero: NAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW! You DON'T say. (Lipstick all over cheeks.)

Duo: Sarcasm noted. Wait a sec. . . . . you didn't lead her here did you?

Fangirl: HEERO! MY dearest HEERO!

Duo: Shit! *Presses red button under table, red lights flash, alarms blare*

Wufei: *Comes in yelling at Heero* Dammit! Not another one! Why can't these weaklings leave us

alone?

Fangirl: OHHHH! I smell cuties in the vicinity. . . .

Quatra: RUN!

(Trowa comes sliding into room)

Trowa: What? Is OZ attacking again?

Quatra: Worse.

Trowa: Is the colony being dropped onto earth?

Duo: Worse!

Trowa: Is there a rebellion?

Other 4 pilots: WORSE!

Trowa: What then?

Heero: Fangirl.

Trowa: *blink* *blink* (Takes huge breath then. . . . .)

!

(Everyone hides in different places.)

Quatra: -_-*

Quatra: Trowa, skinny as you are, I don't think that you can hide behind a LAMP!

Trowa: Damn!

Trowa = O_O

Trowa = 0

Quatra = 1

(Fangirl kicks down door)

Fangirl: I smell CUTIES!

Duo: Go away, go away . . . . . .

Heero: shut up! (Says very, VERY quietly)

Fangirl: I KNOW you're here!

Wufei = O_O (Grips sword)

Fangirl: FOUND ONE! (Trowa squeaks and runs. She tackles him)

Trowa: Let go! I'll give you money! Fame! Fortune! Just let me go!

Fangirl: Silly boy, I don't want any of that, what I want is you! (Snuggles up to leg)

Trowa: HALP!

Fangirl = 2

Trowa = 0

Wufei: Away evil creature! *Swings sword*

Fangirl = ^_^

Fangirl: Another cutie!

Wufei: Wha-? NO!

Fangirl = 3

GW boys = 0

Quatra: We have to HELP them.

Duo and Heero = O_O

Both: He goes! *Points to each other*

Duo: You go!

Heero: YOU!

Duo: She's here because of you!

Heero: You bring in 90% of them ANYWAY!

Duo: Do not!

Heero: Do too!

Duo: NOT!

Heero: TOO!

Duo: NOT!

Heero: TOO!

Quatra: Enough! I'll do it!

Both = O_O

Heero: We'll miss you Quatra!

Duo: You're the best! *Weeps*

Quatra = 0

Heero and Duo = 1

Quatra: Yeah, yeah . . . . . *Steps out into view, streamers and balloons pop up from behind couch.*

Heero: Not so HIGH you baka!

Duo: Er. . . pops up from behind couch S-so that where I put my party stuff. Hehehe s-silly me!

Quatra = -_-*

Quatra: Sure. . . . . . . . . . . . HALT EVIL DEMON!

Trowa and Wufei = X_X

Trowa: Kissing. . . . . . too. . . . . . . . . much. . . . . . . .

Wufei: . . . . . . . . . help. . . . . . . . . . please. . . . . . . . . . ?

Fangirl: OHHHHHHH! The cutest one yet!

Quatra: HALP!

Fangirl = 4

GW boys = 0

Duo: Nice knowing you buddy.

Heero: You create a distraction. I'll get the others.

Duo: WHAT KIND OF DISTRACTION?

~ 5 minutes later ~

Duo: Heero, I'm going to kill you. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[In boxers.]

Author = ^_^

Author and Heero = 1

Duo = 0 (MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Fangirl: Boxers only Duo! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Duo: No-! Wait-! HELP! [Runs away screaming]

Fangirl: Come here my little shnuggy poo!

Heero: There we are! [Unties ropes and sprays anti-fangirl spray.]

Duo: HALP!

Fangirl: Finally! Now I have you! [Leaps at Heero!]

Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fangirl = 6

GW boys = 0

[Heero wakes up]

Duo: NO! I'M too YOUNG to die! And I still have to kill Heero!

Fangirl: Yeah! I'm so happy! So Heero, can you smile for a picture?

[Silence]

Fangirl: Please?

Duo: Girl, one. Heero does NOT, repeat NOT smile. Two, if he does, run.

Fangirl: Please?

*Heero smiles evilly*

Pilots (Except Heero): AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *scoot* *scoot* [trying to get

away while feet and hands are tied.] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Fangirl: Er. . . . . . .

Pilots:

!

!

Heero = O_O

Pilots: !

Fangirl: That kinda hurts my ears.

Pilots :AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Gasp*

!

Fangirl = X_X

Fangirl = 6

GW boys = 1

Heero: What's with the frickin COUNT SYSTEM?

Author: My way of telling you who's ahead.

Wufei: Who's winning? HEY! Why's the *beep* Fangirl winning?

Author: Because she's more successful at you, and she has a higher popularity rating.

Pilots :EVIL!

Fangirl: Cuties! *Goes Chibi mode*

Pilots: !

*Fangirl hugs them all in a bone crunching hug*

Pilots: !

*Fangirl stares confused*

Pilots: *GASP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fangirl: Take a breath before you pass out. And before my ears pop. *All pilots stare at each other*

Pilots = ^_O

Pilots:

!

!

Fangirl = X_X

Fangirl = 6

GW boys = 2

Duo: Quick, while she's unconscious!

Wufei: You don't have to spell it out!

Heero: Shut up you morons! *Whispering*

[Fangirl's ears twitches, pilots gasp]

Wufei: Still asleep, c'mon, undo these knots.

Trowa: Can't, they're too tight, what is she? A girl scout?

Fangirl: Yep!

Pilots: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[Fangirl talking in her sleep]

Pilots = -_-*

Trowa: There!

Wufei: Thanks! Here, turn around.

Trowa: Great. I'll untie Quatra, you get Heero.

Duo: What about ME?

Pilots (Except Duo): SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Duo: Sorry . . . . but what about me?

Heero: One minute.

(All four are untied)

Wufei: Run!

Duo: but-

Quatra: Are you sure we can leave him?

Heero: Remember what he did to your dog?

Quatra: Later Duo.

Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fangirl: Huh? *snort* what?

Duo: EEP!

Fangirl: What happened to the other cuties? [Weeps]

Fangirl = 6

GW boys = 6

Duo: They went out the back!

Fangirl: Thank you!

Fangirl = ^_^

Duo = ^_^

Author: Why'd you tell her that?

Duo: If I suffer, so do they!

Author: Ah . . . . . .

~ 5 minutes later ~

Heero: Traitor!

Duo: Look who's talking!

Fangirl: 6

GW boys = 2 (Their points were nulled because the reason they got them was reversed.)

Wufei: Why did you tell her which way we went?

Duo: You abandoned me.

Quatra: *Sniff* It's all my fault.

[Everyone stares at him]

Fangirl: It's not your fault my little shnuggy!

Heero: I agree.

Trowa: Don't worry, it's not your fault.

Wufei: Yeah. It's Duo's.

Duo: DAMN YOU ALL!

Fangirl: Language!

Duo: [Looks sheepish] Sorry. F*CK YOU ALL!

Fangirl: HEY!

Duo: What? My language is better!

Everyone (Except Duo) = X_X

Fangirl: You're all so cruel! I hate you all! [Runs out door]

*Everyone stares, then . . . . . . .*

Wufei: Way to go Duo!

Trowa: Yes!

Fangirl = 6

Duo = 1

Duo: Thanks you thank you! One question though.

Quatra: What?

Duo: Who's going to untie us?

[Silence]

Pilots: HELP!

Author: Oh all right.

~ Next day ~

Heero: She's back!

Pilots: What?

Fangirl: I got a new shnuggy poo!

Zechs: Help . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Disclaimer: Not mine.